Transportation: Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished,...

By yerbuagalapagos wonder - 06/02/2009 21:50 - Ecuador

Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 446

You deserved it 31 787

Transportation

Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment - Reply to : #

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

FeelMuchBetter 0

Send a private message

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:24

#1 - a cuckold is a man that has been cheated on by his wife.

9brggz1vboyqhb0 0

Send a private message

Saturday 7 February 2009 5:32

Sounds like me after Taco Bell night.

TC_fml 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 4:19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

theice 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 23:33

win

danyfuckinheatle 0

Send a private message

Wednesday 30 June 2010 8:19

I'm guessing a massive shit!!! atta bee

Firewielder 17

Send a private message

Friday 15 August 2014 17:28

In not sure you should be proud of that.

cacheson 41

Send a private message

Friday 23 December 2016 9:19

#1, you should really get that checked out! Excessive flatulence can be a sign if intestinal dysfunction...

9brggz1vboyqhb0 0

Send a private message

Saturday 7 February 2009 5:32

Sounds like me after Taco Bell night.

greenman_fml 0

Send a private message

Saturday 7 February 2009 7:09

there's nothing better than a good man-shit. i hope you got some of it on the floor and your hands.

zac12345 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:21

op is a girl

gabobi91 19

Send a private message

Friday 6 August 2010 0:31

OP's a girl though...

wiggz1990 0

Send a private message

Friday 6 August 2010 10:12

greenman ur a fuckin moron and all ur comments are stupid and worthless just like ur pic

FeelMuchBetter 0

Send a private message

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:24

#1 - a cuckold is a man that has been cheated on by his wife.

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Send a private message

Thursday 2 April 2009 21:57

LOL

roboticfresca 0

Send a private message

Saturday 11 July 2009 11:21

lol, fucked it is, but poop it is too

XtommyschickX 0

Send a private message

Saturday 24 October 2009 15:04

hahahaha wow that's terrible

Wsupduck 0

Send a private message

Monday 26 October 2009 5:50

what did u eat lol

Trevv 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 2:36

Dude you should be proud! Not many people have that type of supreme shitting ability...

toaster468 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 0:27

well think, a fat person eats more which in turn equals MORE SHIT. lol I would be proud my little gopher (poop) stunk up the back five rows! :)

Nearly

Today, I realized my addiction to this site is so bad that anytime anything shitty happens, I immediately start writing an FML post about it in my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12

You deserved it 8

Today, I realized that I am unconditionally, irrevocably, and deeply in love with someone who doesn't love me anymore. I'd give my life for him and he won't even message me back. Life really sucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68

You deserved it 26

Spicy

Today, I went to park with a guy I've been infatuated for a long time. We got into his car and found a lovely lonely spot. Then he started talking about kinks, and I noticed that he had a gorilla suit in the back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 652

You deserved it 117

Today, despite spending literal years educating my son about safe sex and warning him not to do something stupid like get a girl pregnant at 16, he actually surpassed my expectations. He got her pregnant at 17. Plus she gave him a nasty STD. FML

I agree, your life sucks 963

You deserved it 154

Add a comment - Reply to : #

Top comments

Comments