By Anonymous - 23/01/2012 22:07 - United States
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Everytime I read an FML that talks about kids, I slowly and slowly lose the urge to have kids of my own. fml...
Sounds like my mom, only much more exaggerated :P I'm sorry OP, i'm going to be nicer to my mom, we all should. we wouldnt be here without them :S
Your case should make you more appreciative of what you've got. Someone who did not birth you, who would not have any obligation to you if they did not want to, took you in and gave you a roof over your head. If you have a uterus, and working ovaries, you can be a mother, but moms take it beyond that.
Treat them like dogs. Rub their nose in it while yelling, No No!! Bad boy!!
Wait...I thought grilled cheese was supposed to be comfort food! But, I am pretty sure OP isn't comfortable right now.
I don't see how turning the toaster sideways makes grilled cheese... but FYL
Turn the toaster sideways, insert bread, put cheese on the bottom piece of bread. Start toaster. When bread turns into toast, the pieces of toast pop out. And on the bottom piece of toast is melted cheese. Put toast together in sandwich form. You now have grilled cheese. Now was that so hard?