FML : Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

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Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

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By chellegbelle / Wednesday 14 May 2014 21:46 / United States - Graham

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By Tyl0 | 5

#5945737 - Thursday 15 May 2014 12:48

Move?

By greeneyebeauty9 | 28

#5945746 - Thursday 15 May 2014 12:51

I'm curious as to how you found that out..

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By Tyl0 | 5

#5945737 - Thursday 15 May 2014 12:48

Move?

caohm | 18

#5945811 - Thursday 15 May 2014 01:53

I don't know where one would even be around them so often to collect them besides morges and what appeal could they possibly have.

saad2605 | 16

#5945886 - Thursday 15 May 2014 03:50

#28 people find some scary shit to be appealing. And the worst part is this probably isn't even near the top.

9echo | 17

#5945942 - Thursday 15 May 2014 04:34

#1 -- There isn't much room to move around in a body bag.

Booda_Shun | 28

#5946186 - Thursday 15 May 2014 08:42

Then again, how different is collecting body bags from collecting fake human skulls? Not that I defend it or anything, it's just something to consider.

titandesu | 14

#5947678 - Saturday 17 May 2014 04:24

i kind of want to know how he got his hands on them without being a coroner but at the same time i'd really rather not

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5947692 - Saturday 17 May 2014 04:39

Did you happen to see any child size coffins from Office Depot in their house?...

By abzray123 | 7

#5945738 - Thursday 15 May 2014 12:48

Time to look at real estate ...

By GreatGeak | 8

#5945739 - Thursday 15 May 2014 12:49

O.O are they used body bags? or does he just go buy and collect new ones?

9echo | 17

#5945923 - Thursday 15 May 2014 04:23

If OP is too nosy, there might be an addition to the number of used body bag in the neighbor's collection...

Ashamed_Sister | 52

#5946004 - Thursday 15 May 2014 05:22

I hope he collects empty bags.

ksks1234 | 33

#5946147 - Thursday 15 May 2014 07:54

They would have to be new. I cannot see anyone selling a used body bag since it is considered a biohazard.

By jerryj | 27

#5945744 - Thursday 15 May 2014 12:50

The question is: are they full or empty bags?

mannatee | 19

#5946634 - Friday 16 May 2014 04:27

What do you think?

By greeneyebeauty9 | 28

#5945746 - Thursday 15 May 2014 12:51

I'm curious as to how you found that out..

warsun | 27

#5945780 - Thursday 15 May 2014 01:17

OP is in one

CandyPewPewPew | 29

#5946059 - Thursday 15 May 2014 06:12

And he decides to write a FML post instead of calling the police.

greeneyebeauty9 | 28

#5946613 - Friday 16 May 2014 03:52

This FML calls for a follow up!

By F_Your_Life_001 | 0

#5945747 - Thursday 15 May 2014 12:53

So? And how do you even know?

By AlittleSanity | 11

#5945749 - Thursday 15 May 2014 12:55

But the real question is, does he collect bodies?

brand125 | 17

#5946712 - Friday 16 May 2014 05:54

live bodies and stores them in bags with airholes

By scarman_fml | 14

#5945750 - Thursday 15 May 2014 12:56

better than collecting bodies

By ktiskool | 18

#5945752 - Thursday 15 May 2014 12:59

Does your neighbor happen to be Dexter Morgan?

Bafrinn | 14

#5945767 - Thursday 15 May 2014 01:09

Thinking The Same Thing!

BootheGhost | 6

#5947264 - Friday 16 May 2014 08:00

It Is Very Irritating When You Type Like This. Why do people even do that anyways?

By thatguynow | 13

#5945754 - Thursday 15 May 2014 01:02

You might be living next to dexter

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