Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my two year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML
Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my husband has been sulking because he got the urge to play Runescape and discovered that his old account was hacked and he lost all his fake money and items. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
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Top comments
angelchvz94 2
He's given you an important task, don't screw it up. The World, of Warcraft needs you!!
schpanki 11
But how can someone with no life die?
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Comments (251)
MRVOlivia 22
YDI for marrying that sick bastard. EVERYONE knows that rune scape is better!
chrisg2001 3
Am I on the list.. Hahaha. That's too funny.
kcTheGreatOne 2
its probably best he doesn't make it lol the world has enough priority-confused, lazy gamers, without him.. just sayin :P
kcTheGreatOne 2
191- beebow..really you just compared a game characters actions to an actual living breathing athlete. hah. perhaps gaming has begun to destroy your mind. your reality seems a lil cloudy lol
Oobutwo 5
Plain and simple... Pure WIN!!!
dazza221 1
Go wow :)
cdogLuvs2golf 0
W.O.W. are u kidding mw2 and black ops are in now and hope he feels better.
THeroinCZ 10
I would do exactly the same ;)
Kadaver 1
That sounds like something I would do! Lol! Just because you play World of Warcraft doesn't mean you have no life. :P Sometimes Azeroth has more appeal than real life.
RinnyTop86 5
As the wife of a WOW nerd, I feel your pain!!!!