Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
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Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, it was my two year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML
Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my husband has been sulking because he got the urge to play Runescape and discovered that his old account was hacked and he lost all his fake money and items. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
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Top comments
angelchvz94 2
He's given you an important task, don't screw it up. The World, of Warcraft needs you!!
schpanki 11
But how can someone with no life die?
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Comments (251)
RaquelRox2299 0
wat a loser, lol sorry...
MonkeyGirl17844 0
What guild is it... Hope he doesn't die though
8bitjerrio 0
You kidding me? That is so much more important than a will.
cubsrock2 0
I'm guessing he got an heart attack from getting a nerdgasms?
MrGarrison_fml 0
There's really nothing wrong with wow, as long as you don't spend 24/7 playing it (like my dad) but to all those people who are being so incredibly rude about it you guys are the ones that need to grow up an get a life... OP I hope the surgery goes good and your husband recovers well :)
vickiejiang1990 0
It's true that there is nothing with playing games as long as u don't let it interference with your personal life too much. But the situation here is that he went into a surgery and all he thought about was the game... How would you feel if you were his wife? She must felt that the game is more important than her. And this is the part he did wrong and needs to improve on if he wants his marriage to survive
lewok 8
win! i hope his epics are left in good hands
womblebat 2
I'd do the same. The friends you make on wow can be almost, sometimes even moreso, closer than friends you see occasionally in real life. People who don't play mmo's really don't understand that. Sucks you have no respect for your husbands friends.
michaelrules 0
Some things are just more important than a will....
ugotpwnednoob 0
GOMF
Forodin 0
He is a nobel man.