By Cathy - 14/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML
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liquidbunny 0

...and is that cute little lizard making up the 300.00 difference with the paychecks he's getting from the commericals?

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jchansfan 0

That is awesome. lol :P

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mawoo_fml 0

if ur husband used the words "cute little lizard" he's either a fag or a pedo. dump him immediately

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Lauren_luv 0

Well...The lizard is cute. :P In all seriousness though your husband is a complete fucktard and when you need $200 to eat or get other things look at him and say, "Where's the cute little lizard now dear?" and go to your mother's house. (:

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xenomorph 0

Oh, no! He has waked into the slavering fangs of mass media! **** He has squandered $300 **** Do what you can to get him back out and recover those $300.

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xxreikoxx 31

At least women understand the value of saving money. >/

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xxreikoxx 31

Woman, I have to wonder...what was your husband thinking when he screwed you out of $500, in which more than half of that money could be used on the more important things in life? He must apparently think that money grows on trees if he went with Geico...and a lizard? HE PAID $500 OVER A 'CUTE LITTLE LIZARD?!?' Wow...here I thought my brother was the stupid one...

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SneakyDeath 15

Tell me who's watching?! I got feeling... somebody is watching me!!! xD

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Caael 0

Wow, you think you have it bad, in the UK you'd be expecting to pay at LEAST £1000 for insurance

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jaime087 0

youre a woman... he probably didn't tell you the real reasons behind gowing with geico, it was probably just a way to shut you up and not have to explain something you wouldnt understand anyway...

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