Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my husband ran our car into a fence at work. He had to file an insurance claim, with a company we only just got with, and it's going to deplete the rest of our taxes. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, Geico called to tell me they were canceling my insurance. Someone I don't know got pulled over for drunk-driving and the police wrote down my license plate number instead by accident. Although the DMV says they cleared everything up, Geico still won't believe it wasn't me. FML
Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
Today, my car was damaged in an accident. At the garage, I happened to find out that if some big insurance company is paying for the repairs, they only charge half the hourly rate they charge people who have to pay from their own meager salaries. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Today, my sister got her car insurance quote in the mail. You would think it would go way up after being charged with reckless driving. It went up $1 per month. My insurance went up $100 per month after I tapped someone's bumper a year ago. I wasn't even charged. FML
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Top comments
liquidbunny 0
...and is that cute little lizard making up the 300.00 difference with the paychecks he's getting from the commericals?
jchansfan 0
That is awesome. lol :P
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Comments (133)
thatguy1103 0
Well that's marketing for you, you make enough catchy songs and half funny commercials some idiot will dish out the extra loot.
afteramsterdam 0
This is both completely contrived, and an advertisement disguised as a post. Can't go anywhere without seeing adds these days.
FerrariCake 2
Someone has to pay for all those damn commercials. Better you than me.
paigepaigepaige 0
its not a lizard. its a geco.
MotherRussia 0
also the gecko has a British accent! ... I hear helicopters...
B_Foxy 0
I thought it was an Australian accent...?
Erniesduck123 0
I'm going to go ahead and agree the accent is British because he is voiced by Jake Wood, who is a British actor and comedian. He has a cockney accent. He did have a slightly different accent before because he was originally voiced by Kelsey Grammar
laurend778 7
that sucks that you're married to a man with the mind of a child.
nisha96 0
pffht. if you had a sense of humor, that could go on MLIA. just saying. :D
yesmynameismy 0
hahahahahha this made my day thanx
Ninjaface 0
Geico. 15 minutes could save you -150% on car insurance.
daowdedo 0
He is genius!!!