By Read The Fine Print - 24/11/2012 05:55 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 224
You deserved it 2 244

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RougeRamirez 8

"Like a normal person; call the fucking cops"

keven501 12

With a giant stuffed panda bear!


keven501 12

With a giant stuffed panda bear!

marik7410 6

With a hot tub

R4inb0wBrit3 13

And Bob Barker :D

And an intern!

KingCeltic77 18

With a Sandwhich.

^ and some spell check

In my office!

With a stripper!

kitkatkit 4

With the girl from 2E!

Stuffed with puppies!

Link5794 18

With a top hat!

Aaaand a brand new car!

ATSViper 15

Maybe a combo breaker!

RougeRamirez 8

"Like a normal person; call the fucking cops"

Is this a quote from a movie or something?

chickenflem 8

Is it bad that I sang your comment, 2, like "like a good neighbor statefarm is there??" lol

jaredofmo 22

33 - Nope. I did the same thing. It works beautifully.

2. I think I would rather call the regular cops. They don't use fuzzy handcuffs if you know what I mean.

I hope you at least memorized his registration plate

It's always good to take pictures in this situation. License plates, wreckage, etc... A few pictures can go a long way in this scenario.

... with someone to beat some reality into that dude.

What are you saying? That jingle doesn't actually work?!

^ *facepalm*

Dairyking 8

32, It looks like your facetious tone has been overlooked. Hence why we need a sarcasm button.

65-I think it was more along the lines of 32 just wasn't funny at all...

70- right you are :)

70-I don't think people understood we got the sarcasm in the statement, but still thumbed it down because it still wasn't funny...

Funkymunky1511 4

Call the police dude. Or at least remember his plate registration

kultyre 7

Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there.. With the cops.

SettoFail 9

He was probably trying to be funny so he could get away with it

That guy is awesome

Yes, but only if it wasn't you that he hit. :/

So did that guy get back in his car and drive off while you stood there trying to take in what he was saying?

......what does that even mean?!

It's the theme to an insurance company.. Google State Farm commercials

Double rainbows all the way!

psychobiker08 4