Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
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RougeRamirez
| 8
"Like a normal person; call the fucking cops"
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keven501
| 12
With a giant stuffed panda bear!
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keven501
| 12
With a giant stuffed panda bear!
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marik7410
| 6
With a hot tub
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R4inb0wBrit3
| 13
And Bob Barker :D
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SurfSnowSkate7
| 7
And an intern!
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KingCeltic77
| 18
With a Sandwhich.
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Futacy
| 29
^ and some spell check
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FMLouis
| 6
In my office!
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
With a stripper!
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kitkatkit
| 4
With the girl from 2E!
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MrFuckingFrazier
| 3
Stuffed with puppies!
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Link5794
| 18
With a top hat!
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Aaaand a brand new car!
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ATSViper
| 15
Maybe a combo breaker!
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RougeRamirez
| 8
"Like a normal person; call the fucking cops"
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crduncan
| 6
Is this a quote from a movie or something?
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chickenflem
| 8
Is it bad that I sang your comment, 2, like "like a good neighbor statefarm is there??" lol
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jaredofmo
| 22
33 - Nope. I did the same thing. It works beautifully.
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jumpshot32
| 11
2. I think I would rather call the regular cops. They don't use fuzzy handcuffs if you know what I mean.
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Dashelle
| 25
lol
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ElmoSaysSquishy
| 28
I hope you at least memorized his registration plate
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
It's always good to take pictures in this situation. License plates, wreckage, etc... A few pictures can go a long way in this scenario.
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Futacy
| 29
... with someone to beat some reality into that dude.
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WritingWrongs
| 8
What are you saying? That jingle doesn't actually work?!
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Futacy
| 29
^ *facepalm*
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Dairyking
| 8
32, It looks like your facetious tone has been overlooked. Hence why we need a sarcasm button.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
65-I think it was more along the lines of 32 just wasn't funny at all...
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Futacy
| 29
70- right you are :)
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sens3sfailing
| 24
70-I don't think people understood we got the sarcasm in the statement, but still thumbed it down because it still wasn't funny...
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Funkymunky1511
| 4
Call the police dude. Or at least remember his plate registration
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kultyre
| 7
Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there.. With the cops.
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SettoFail
| 9
He was probably trying to be funny so he could get away with it
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Nutz101
| 7
That guy is awesome
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angeluv_2014
| 22
Yes, but only if it wasn't you that he hit. :/
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Feverrotes
| 15
So did that guy get back in his car and drive off while you stood there trying to take in what he was saying?
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ariverperson
| 11
......what does that even mean?!
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htownpostman
| 16
It's the theme to an insurance company.. Google State Farm commercials
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misterjez
| 15
Double rainbows all the way!
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psychobiker08
| 4
Really?!