By Read The Fine Print - 24/11/2012 05:55 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 224
You deserved it 2 244
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RougeRamirez 8

"Like a normal person; call the fucking cops"

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keven501 12

With a giant stuffed panda bear!

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keven501 12

With a giant stuffed panda bear!

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marik7410 6

With a hot tub

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R4inb0wBrit3 13

And Bob Barker :D

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SurfSnowSkate7 7
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And an intern!

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KingCeltic77 18

With a Sandwhich.

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Futacy 29
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^ and some spell check

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FMLouis 6
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In my office!

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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With a stripper!

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kitkatkit 4

With the girl from 2E!

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MrFuckingFrazier 3
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Stuffed with puppies!

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Link5794 18

With a top hat!

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sens3sfailing 24
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Aaaand a brand new car!

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ATSViper 15

Maybe a combo breaker!

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RougeRamirez 8

"Like a normal person; call the fucking cops"

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crduncan 6
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Is this a quote from a movie or something?

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chickenflem 8

Is it bad that I sang your comment, 2, like "like a good neighbor statefarm is there??" lol

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jaredofmo 22

33 - Nope. I did the same thing. It works beautifully.

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jumpshot32 11
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2. I think I would rather call the regular cops. They don't use fuzzy handcuffs if you know what I mean.

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28
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I hope you at least memorized his registration plate

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Hockeyboy4280 18
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It's always good to take pictures in this situation. License plates, wreckage, etc... A few pictures can go a long way in this scenario.

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Futacy 29
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... with someone to beat some reality into that dude.

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WritingWrongs 8
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What are you saying? That jingle doesn't actually work?!

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Futacy 29
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^ *facepalm*

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Dairyking 8

32, It looks like your facetious tone has been overlooked. Hence why we need a sarcasm button.

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sens3sfailing 24
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65-I think it was more along the lines of 32 just wasn't funny at all...

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Futacy 29
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70- right you are :)

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sens3sfailing 24
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70-I don't think people understood we got the sarcasm in the statement, but still thumbed it down because it still wasn't funny...

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Funkymunky1511 4

Call the police dude. Or at least remember his plate registration

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kultyre 7

Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there.. With the cops.

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SettoFail 9

He was probably trying to be funny so he could get away with it

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Nutz101 7
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That guy is awesome

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angeluv_2014 22
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Yes, but only if it wasn't you that he hit. :/

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Feverrotes 15
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So did that guy get back in his car and drive off while you stood there trying to take in what he was saying?

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ariverperson 11
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......what does that even mean?!

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htownpostman 16
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It's the theme to an insurance company.. Google State Farm commercials

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misterjez 15
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Double rainbows all the way!

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psychobiker08 4

Really?!

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