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And an intern!
^ and some spell check
In my office!
With a stripper!
Stuffed with puppies!
Aaaand a brand new car!
Is this a quote from a movie or something?
2. I think I would rather call the regular cops. They don't use fuzzy handcuffs if you know what I mean.
lol
I hope you at least memorized his registration plate
It's always good to take pictures in this situation. License plates, wreckage, etc... A few pictures can go a long way in this scenario.
... with someone to beat some reality into that dude.
What are you saying? That jingle doesn't actually work?!
^ *facepalm*
65-I think it was more along the lines of 32 just wasn't funny at all...
70- right you are :)
70-I don't think people understood we got the sarcasm in the statement, but still thumbed it down because it still wasn't funny...
That guy is awesome
Yes, but only if it wasn't you that he hit. :/
So did that guy get back in his car and drive off while you stood there trying to take in what he was saying?
......what does that even mean?!
It's the theme to an insurance company.. Google State Farm commercials
Double rainbows all the way!
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"Like a normal person; call the ******* cops"
With a giant stuffed panda bear!