Money: Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500...

By Cathy - 14/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML

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By me. - 14/03/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML

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By in debt - 01/11/2018 13:30

Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML

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By jk2010 - 03/02/2010 17:44 - Israel

Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML

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By missinformed - 18/05/2017 12:00

Today, Geico called to tell me they were canceling my insurance. Someone I don't know got pulled over for drunk-driving and the police wrote down my license plate number instead by accident. Although the DMV says they cleared everything up, Geico still won't believe it wasn't me. FML

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By julesmommy - 08/09/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2021 04:01

Today, my car was damaged in an accident. At the garage, I happened to find out that if some big insurance company is paying for the repairs, they only charge half the hourly rate they charge people who have to pay from their own meager salaries. FML

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By Read The Fine Print - 24/11/2012 05:55 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

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liquidbunny 0

Monday 14 December 2009 12:25

...and is that cute little lizard making up the 300.00 difference with the paychecks he's getting from the commericals?

jchansfan 0

Monday 14 December 2009 12:20

That is awesome. lol :P

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claireful 4

Thursday 5 May 2011 8:26

eww.

miss2kute31 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 15:12

Geico is the insurance. Gekko is the green lizard that Geico uses to advertise their shit...so yeah, they're spelled differently

spiderowner 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 17:51

u pay 300$ extra for saying i got the insurance with little lizard

AidanLikesLlamas 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:45

all I could think while reading this was "isn't it a gecko?"

Roxysurf7 1

Friday 29 July 2011 22:10

Haha what an idiot!! maybe you should take care of the finances from now on.

Ray9889 8

Wednesday 24 August 2011 5:55

Your husband..... Is pure genius.

StarWolf111 21

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:39

Advertising win!

bekaashley 17

Friday 23 December 2011 21:40

Haha I probably would have done the same!

ImafukNskittleYO 4

Friday 27 January 2012 8:24

Them damn Geico people choose the lizard for this very reason!

crazyjemjem 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 20:38

Better customer service.

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