By Cathy - 14/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML
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...and is that cute little lizard making up the 300.00 difference with the paychecks he's getting from the commericals?

jchansfan 0


jchansfan 0

So much for saving 15% or more on car insurance.

At least you're in good hands now! Or was it "they a good neighbor, Allstate is there"? No, that's state farm. Darn it. Yeah, it's gotta be allstate. That's the one with darth vader.

bryttkneee 0

well I find him to be absolutely adorable... but, your husband, what is he, seven?

15% isn't alot and it never said from which insurance company it's 15% off

your husband is every marketer's dream!

@53 Why so many dislikes? I thought your comment was funny.

...and is that cute little lizard making up the 300.00 difference with the paychecks he's getting from the commericals?

That sucks, and the Geico lizard is not even that cute. Pretty mediocre if you ask me.

iluvfmls456 0

Nooo!! I loove the geico lizard. he's adorable. and anyway I thing its a gecko but I could be wrong

MoutainDrewski 0

your pretty mediocre if you ask me

DigitalFusion 4

HEY!!!!! There are different types of dumbasses. For example, I am 16 and still sheltered. Not everyone is still sheltered (How often do you go on this website? It has plenty of examples. Lol). Just like not everybody would buy Geico insurance because of a lizard. I would buy the cheaper insurance. And AntiChrist7 is right-you married and 8-year-old not a dumbass. Lol

AntiChrist7 0

YDI for marrying an 8year old

If I had been looking at this from the itouch app, I would think it wasn't that bad, because for some reason only 0 shows up for numbers. But now I see what really happened. Fyl.

bsias4ever 0

don't call it an itouch you idiot....thats annoying.....ur a douche bag

Uhm, several people call it an iTouch. He's not a douche bag simply because of his word choice. I'm pretty sure your comment was the more annoying one.

DigitalFusion 4

Itouch kids would be a great to apple product.. You know for kids

this is fake ... or you married a retard

I think it is just the explanation he has given it to you... there might be certain things which are covered under that insurance when compared to another.

jisaac09 25

That has to be the case, all major nation-wide insurance companies offer similar rates for comparative coverage. If Geico really was $500 more for the same coverage they would never get any business. Most likely the Geico policy has better coverage with a lower deductible.

I'd be careful if I were you OP, your husband might be a pedophile if he has so much trouble resisting "cute little things" or maybe, you have an out of control drinking problem, your husband needed some DUI insurance, and he needed to spend that extra money so you wouldn't drink it away along with all of your dreams? Ya.