Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML
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Today, my husband ran our car into a fence at work. He had to file an insurance claim, with a company we only just got with, and it's going to deplete the rest of our taxes. FML
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML
Today, I finally removed my car insurance after realizing it costs too much money. Since I then had more money, I went to celebrate with ice cream. On the way, I got hit by a truck. FML
Today, Geico called to tell me they were canceling my insurance. Someone I don't know got pulled over for drunk-driving and the police wrote down my license plate number instead by accident. Although the DMV says they cleared everything up, Geico still won't believe it wasn't me. FML
Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
Today, my car was damaged in an accident. At the garage, I happened to find out that if some big insurance company is paying for the repairs, they only charge half the hourly rate they charge people who have to pay from their own meager salaries. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Today, my sister got her car insurance quote in the mail. You would think it would go way up after being charged with reckless driving. It went up $1 per month. My insurance went up $100 per month after I tapped someone's bumper a year ago. I wasn't even charged. FML
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Top comments
liquidbunny 0
...and is that cute little lizard making up the 300.00 difference with the paychecks he's getting from the commericals?
jchansfan 0
That is awesome. lol :P
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Comments (133)
Bassplyer 0
Geico-cute lizard could loose you $300
redshortsx 0
it's a gecko. and at least he's not cheap
cefarix 5
This FML was submitted by an Allstate marketing guy.
loveisnever 0
might as well become a huge fanatic since you took it this far
la_reina7 0
lmfao that's a guy for you dumb as bricks
Aevin1387 0
You probably won't believe me, but I actually did save $300 (every 6 months) by switching to Allstate. I used to be with Geico, and even after talking them down due to being with them for a while, apparently customer loyalty doesn't give much of a discount.
nuchey 0
yeah but all state has a cute little black guy!
JarheadX_fml 0
so the little lizard did the trick eh
ILoveBlair 0
What a retard ,
titanic12beth 0
this just made my day haha