Today, I needed to buy a new crash helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sports shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. Thirty minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML
Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML
Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML
Today, on our way to a comic book convention, I was getting in the car in my costume when my girlfriend fell against the car door, slamming it shut on my knight helmet, which broke the hinge. We couldn’t fix it, meaning it was stuck on my head for an hour while my dad drove over with an angle grinder. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Why do the super tight ones always have to be the cool looking ones? Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the **** was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.
Doortje 30
Ask his wife.
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saIty 17
Why do the super tight ones always have to be the cool looking ones? Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the **** was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.
dre_bro11 12
1, the trick is, you have to jerk at it. If you start to get friction burn though, be sure to use some lube.
sailorzoe 14
BAHAHAHA
Kiirst_mt1994 26
can you feel your ears anyway...?
tellithowitis 13
Op go cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it. It's not some life threatening issue.
iFizzgig 11
Would you like some crayons to go with that?
detroitsucks247 3
Salty,sweet,gone... Salty balls kids
saIty 17
The super tight ones are always the cool looking ones. Like I saw a helmet shaped like a rooster, but the **** was stuck to my head. Had to use drastic measures to take it off.
rebekahah 7
A BIT of a tight fit? I'd hate to think about what you call tight!
Doortje 30
Ask his wife.
ironik69 31
Too bad she probably wouldn't know either!
slushpup9696 12
10, you should probably buy a coffin for the joke you just killed. It's just the respectful thing to do.
systemofadown11 8
LMAO
leadman1989 16
I feel bad for your mother, Stewie.
NeatNit 33
Ears are always numb, don't hold your breath.
siickman 7
Eitger you gotta big head or they lied when it says one size fits all ........ :) ..... Not funny o okay i will stop telling bad jokes ..... :/
13FTW 9
It may have been funnier if you wouldn't have put that ending on. That tends to ruin a joke.
siickman 7
Lol :3 thx for the heads up
marijuanasmoker4 3
Helmets are NOT one size fits all...
CryMoreFMLs 15
18 - Yes they are. Just break and apply duct tape as needed to adjust.
siickman 7
Lol guise ... Guise calm down :3 i was just kidding
13FTW 9
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siickman 7
So people thought that was funny^ ... Tf is wrong with this webesite.. Filled with uncomical trolls/nazis..... Like i joined fml to make dumb remarks like you GUISE but i guess im just not as "smart" as you GUISE..... now imma get a thumbs down cuz i just called out all the nazis ... W.e , u know im right.
cicpjaky 6
at least you're smart enough to wear a helmet
majorbob10 0
Looks like that was.... *puts on sunglasses* A tight situation. YEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
nonelikeworms 0
Well don't go inside things that are too tight, it makes you look like a fool and it hurts.