Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boss, mentor, and gaming buddy, has officially quit. Turns out even he doesn't get paid enough to deal with this bullshit. FML
Today, my husband had confessed that we couldn't go on a vacation this spring because he was out of vacation time. He took two weeks off and pretended to go to work, then came home once I'd left. Another woman? No, some stupid shit in his video game called "Runescape Leagues." FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
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nelds 12
That is dedication right there.
1dvs_bstd 41
Follow your dreams!
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Comments (188)
bigbadtim 7
Oh WOW!
Gabi2507 2
mistakes were made
sneedelopy 1
that, my friend, is an addiction.
Kitten_Calderon 14
What a dumbass.. Hopefully he's s good enough professor that when (or if) he comes to his senses and attempts to get his job back, they let him.
loserbeth 3
Sounds like my English teacher...
zombiekitten87 12
Hmm. That's... Disturbing. Didn't even take a sabbatical?
bluevayero 42
i dont want to be the "bad" guy, but this FML sounds way too exagerated...if it is true i am very very VERY sorry for you OP. get some professional treatment (and delete his account)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Well, all of the damn dailies they put in the game are pretty time-consuming... I can see why he did it, but he really shouldn't have. FYL.
michaeljcaboose 7
Haha!!! I was about to say the SAME thing! How else is he gonna get revered with August Celestials? Not to mention the new dailies they put in yesterday....
jmar411 12
I'm sorry I don't believe this, for one as a college professor he would have office hours and times without class or office hours that be could play at work on the college's wifi if he was that desperate to play.
jdime209 2
Gots to have fun sometimes..