Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
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Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boss, mentor, and gaming buddy, has officially quit. Turns out even he doesn't get paid enough to deal with this bullshit. FML
Today, my husband had confessed that we couldn't go on a vacation this spring because he was out of vacation time. He took two weeks off and pretended to go to work, then came home once I'd left. Another woman? No, some stupid shit in his video game called "Runescape Leagues." FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
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nelds 12
That is dedication right there.
1dvs_bstd 41
Follow your dreams!
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Comments (188)
bioprof77 1
I'm a uni professor and though I have considered taking a sabbatical to play Dark Souls for a semester, I love my job. Someone is having a midlife crisis or really go fired for banging co-eds in his office.
leahmae88 7
Ah, a man who knows the secrets of a happy life.
opoopu 8
He found his passion in life.
TcheQ 12
Aaaand he's an idiot for not realising that you can play WoW and be a lecturer. I have friends through an MMO (not WoW) and they are managers on 100k+ a year. They play 8 hrs a day.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
LOL, sounds like your “friends” are big BSers and you’re quite gullible... No one can be a big shot manager and spend 8 hours a day playing. People with that type of responsibilities usually work 10 hours a day minimum. How on earth could they on top of this spend 8 hours playing? Don’t they need to eat and sleep?
1crabbygirl 10
I suspect this mentality of many of my professors. Academia is a strange bedfellow.
shazza891 1
Sounds like me
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
what a loser.
We22 0
You need a new husband gurl
nvo 6
He needs help for his addiction
Madness_Jesus 5
I played World of Warcraft for nearly a year, and I never understood how people could get so addicted to it, it's not that great of a game.