Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boss, mentor, and gaming buddy, has officially quit. Turns out even he doesn't get paid enough to deal with this bullshit. FML
Today, my husband had confessed that we couldn't go on a vacation this spring because he was out of vacation time. He took two weeks off and pretended to go to work, then came home once I'd left. Another woman? No, some stupid shit in his video game called "Runescape Leagues." FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
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nelds 12
That is dedication right there.
1dvs_bstd 41
Follow your dreams!
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Comments (188)
ballerdudeee 4
As long as the paycheck is near the same is means nothing to me
dragynfyre 4
I feel for you OP, but encourage you to try and talk some sense into this man. If you can't come to a satisfactory agreement on this then I am afraid it may be time to move on.
theandrewdays 2
Teaches you to not rely on men to support you
Old_Iron_Sides 6
On the plus side, he'll probably make more money as a midnight rat farmer...
Luctus 15
This is for MLIA.
kemnet 7
Ok, its time you stop talking about this situation and start handling it...pretty soon he's gonna sell the TV to donate for gear. you find out his login...you probably know his hotmail or gmail information have blizzard send it to you there. Then log in...dont delete his character because he can get it back...but violate as much rules as possible so you get banned. Best case scenario he's to lazy to start over and quits Worst caase scenario he works twice as hard to get back to what he once was. PS you should also email this link to him so he can read the comments so he knows how much of a lose we think he is
Kassiah 6
The important question here is rather he plays horde or alliance? (In the middle of typing this a WoW commercial came on, I'm still laughing)
Fuzzynavel 10
Where does one get such a job?
jnchristensen 8
That doesn't make sense... why couldn't he just play at night? Work is work whatever time it is... I call BS
Kathts7 12
This is the part where you divorce him