Actually it blows.... Chunks.

^that mental image was disgusting.

Actually, the mental image I'm getting is highly amusing. All you gotta do is picturing a person peacefully sitting next to that very window or below it (depending on the structure), then imagine their surprise and facial expressions!

lol

i see what you did there

Are the illustrations only visible on iPads or what?

I'm sure worse things have been done by drunk people

Excuse yourself please

"kill himself, please" would have been a better phrase

Excuse me?! I totally agree with 23

Wow hey you should take your own advice

I really don't understand how offensive comments like this stay here, yet neutral comments I make are removed virtually every time.

One poorly thought out comment wasn't enough for you?

Maybe HE'S drunk?

I thought people stopped saying "FAIL!" like two years ago?

20-FML is a vortex Twilight Zone that sucks in overused phrases and revives them continuously through idiot commenters for extended periods of time. Other phrases like "Doesn't matter, had sex." "Cleveland voice: That's nasty." Are still used, though not nearly as often as before.

Come on. It's not that bad. Maybe h- oh who am I kidding. In quote of what you have said, you're an epic fail.

I'd be more concerned if OP got that drunk on their own.

Obviously cause u are at a party. Peer pressure makes u hate or like something more than when u are alone, and it makes u want to show it

I don't think parties like that have invite lists....

Well it's not really ironic..

I don't know. Maybe it's because he was outside and vomited inside, rather than a vice versa situation. Maybe I'm just stupid; yeah, let's go with that.

It's so weird when English ppl say arse. Us Americans are just like " NO!!! It's ASS!!!!"

If you had looked at my profile, you'd see that I'm actually Irish.

You're clearly a bit of an arse youself, 68 :)