Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
Anonymous
Just once
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
disgusted
Harpenden, United Kingdom
The language of love
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Anonymous
United States
Relationship goals
Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML
heart broken
United States
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Carpet cleaner
Canada
Wait for the hangover
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
Wet dreamer
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Thanks Honey
United States
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
mmvv
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
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Metalman69 0
and you didnt know he had this problem prior to marrying him? did you two not live together before then?
vicki2354 0
omg potty train that man!!!
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Comments (154)
wreckchaser 0
at least you'll be ready for when you have kids
moneyisawesome 0
ewwww fyl
RedPillSucks 33
Those may-december marriages are odd, but the january-december marriages are the crappers. Next time, don't marry a two year old, or a 90 year old. (Damn. I fail at being perdix).
Zebidee 9
I was thinking along the same lines, but couldn't figure out how to word it so it was funny. I see you had the same problem. ;P
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
There can be.. ONLY ONE.
teddysofla 0
what a shit head
Zebidee 9
Yeah, but in fairness, OP's husband was asleep at the time, not hanging off the top of the closet in a gorilla suit, Captain.
epopcornpool 0
if you really want to see the bright side about this... it could be worse...it could be twice in... a week??
Ancarnia 0
i think your dearest is trying to let you know about his barely-contained fetish. either join in or get adult diapers.
jtini001 4
Eww. poor guy :/
lectricpharaoh 9
Poor guy? Poor her. If it's a prior medical condition, he should have dealt with it (rubber sheets, adult diapers, surgery, whatever), or at the VERY LEAST, disclosed it to her beforehand. If it's caused by him being lazy and/or drunk, then it's 100% his fault.
kportal69 5
RUN AWAY!!
SooShee 0
that's shitty