Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
Anonymous
Just once
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
disgusted
Harpenden, United Kingdom
The language of love
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Anonymous
United States
Relationship goals
Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML
heart broken
United States
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Carpet cleaner
Canada
Wait for the hangover
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
Wet dreamer
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Thanks Honey
United States
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
mmvv
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
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Metalman69 0
and you didnt know he had this problem prior to marrying him? did you two not live together before then?
vicki2354 0
omg potty train that man!!!
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ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Buy a bottle of champaigne. Stick the cork in your husband's ass before bed. Get drunk off the champaigne - you married a loser.
chobitschibi1369 0
I could make a pun or give advice. Instead I give an FYL and an FhisL. Because while you have to live with it, he has to live with knowing he did it and you know it.
tdub10 2
Lmfao.... Sounds like my girlfriends son whn he gets older.
Hammer01 8
that is what diapers are for. make him wear one to bed until he has stopped for months . problem solved.
elmorous 0
go get a cup ... and another girl
bachooka 5
-vomits violently- my "friend" showed ne that video one day. it was disgusting. but I laughed till I peed when he showed it to my hubby!
Drublic 0
Shit..
Loki966 1
get him a butplug
xundria 5
This is a fine example why you don't wait until after marriage to move in together. These fine details are important. What have we learned today kiddies?
LullabyeLove 0
I completely agree.
evilcartman 0
get those divorce papers ready
LullabyeLove 0
okay.. that is why you're supposed to live together BEFORE marriage. I don't feel bad for you if you're one of those "marriage before sex" types, it's your own fault for not getting to know him well enough by living with him first. YDI.
RedPillSucks 33
Living together doesn't require having sex. She probably would not have found out just from having sex with him. This required sleeping together (not the sexual kind) over a prolonged period of time.