Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
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Metalman69 0
and you didnt know he had this problem prior to marrying him? did you two not live together before then?
vicki2354 0
omg potty train that man!!!
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Comments (154)
daywalker26 0
second that! ******* hilarious!
debbiess 0
lol
DLTsandwich 5
Niiiiice ;)
Melissa92_fml 13
apart from that being totally disgusting, it's actually funny. but yeahhh, FYL..
drsheena 0
it's the anal sex he is having with other men or your using to be a *****. down size from the fist to a rabbit.
Zebidee 9
And THIS, kids, is why you should sleep with someone before marriage! ;P
failblorg 0
Oh my lord that is hands down the funniest FML I've ever heard!
jocelyng_fml 0
I'm guessing you don't believe in sex befor marraidge
jinxthejinx 0
I'm guessing you don't believe in checking your spelling prior to posting. nyuk nyuk nyuk!
jocelyng_fml 0
yea pretty much
TheBoss11 0
what's wrong with pooping the bed ? lol
mattNL 0
let him wear a diaper! I do feel sorry for you