Anonymous
United States
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
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United States
Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
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Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
mmvv
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Metalman69 0
and you didnt know he had this problem prior to marrying him? did you two not live together before then?
vicki2354 0
omg potty train that man!!!
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Comments (154)
ohSNAPyall 27
Naw, I think you did it. He's just too much of a gentleman to say anything.
Iskaria 0
A little early in the marriage to be buying nappies(diapers) ^^ no? Just don't let him in the bed until he's went poopy, it's unlikely he'll poop the bed if he's just went, you have to learn that men are like children! :P J/K
BadKitty13 28
OMG That is NASTY !!!! Put a diaper on him ! Potty train him !! EWWWW ! grown man ??? maybe he's just to lazy to get out of bed. In that case WOW did you pick a looser.
s8n666 0
this is the reason that waiting to live together until after getting married is such a stupid idea.
Niaa_fml 0
That's what you call the opposite of wet dreams.
lectricpharaoh 9
You never know- it may have been wet. OP never stated the consistency of her husband's, uhm, 'nocturnal emissions'.
godlydrmmr 0
Bahahahahhahahahaha!
glitchedgamer 0
Use this to your advantage. Cleveland Steamers on demand!
reddwarf_fml 0
seriously I'm voting Dr. visit. there hopefully is a medical prob. also may ask his mom if he has had this prob previously. really hoping for ur sake it is a medical prob
gebus 0
totally gross - but most likely medical related or he's retarded - get him checked out abd all and if nothing shows up he's hinting to you or slowly bribing in the idea of doing shiza videos lol
MrDanimal 0
Wow 19, you are sexy!