Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
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Today, my husband refuses to have sex with me, ever since I told him I wanted to try for a baby. When I asked him why, he said it was because he likes lack of responsibility and money in the bank more than the thought of a screaming baby, no sleep and strong suicidal urges. FML
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
Today, my husband said sex is too weird because I'm pregnant with our first baby. He gets very grumpy without sex. I'm very horny with hormones. Only 6 more months. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML
Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my husband is pissed off, withholding affection, and not speaking to me. Why? I don't want to have sex with random men while he watches. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my husband is refusing any kind of sex with me. Last week, as a prank, I slapped his ballsack during foreplay, not hard at all. Now he says he "can't trust me" near his junk, the big baby. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, my husband asked if he could join Tinder for some “hookups and that’s it” because he’s tired of jerking off. I told him, “Absolutely not.” He thinks I’m being selfish and inconsiderate. I’m 7 months pregnant; in fact, I offered to have pregnant sex with him. He said that my belly turns him off, “no offense.” FML
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arano 29
Your husband is a moron...
juicy_extasy 25
Show him a high school biology book so he gets educated. Win-win.
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Comments (126)
opandjokes 4
calm down its not that big of a deal
lvg_fml 10
Have your doctor talk to him. I don't think just accepting it is good because he's already being a jerk about it and if he won't have sex for the entire pregnancy you're talking close to a year with no sex when you add in the time after birth that you can't and don't feel like it. And if you want more children it will be an issue then as well
wanttobe 8
omg I had that same problem. out of the 9 months of being pregnant, I fot it....*drum roll* 1x. so while not currently, I was there with ya hun
cannbend 11
Congratulations! You bred with an idiot.
jonomc 12
You saying the child is an idiot. After all that's the one she "bred". I think someone else maybe the idiot.
jonomc 12
Screw it I'm the idiot
ZaiopePerSe 15
at least you admit it, 43
leogachi 15
@42 The person she bred with was her husband. The person she bred was her child. Learn the difference before you call someone (who is correct, by the way ) a moron.
Jets4Life89 4
Sounds like you married an ass, not FML though because YOU said yes, noone fault but you.
philosophicallll 25
dude shut up
aerislei 2
So, I could be wrong. But I'm pretty sure the issue here isn't that he's "uncomfortable" with having sex with her, or that it's against his morals or anything. That's not the issue. The issue, from my reading the FML was that he's *sulking* about not being able to have sex with her, even though he's the one refusing to. If he doesn't want to have sex with her, fine. But sulking about it isn't very awesome if he's just going to turn her down.
_caitlyn992 6
This was also my understanding! Glad I wasn't alone in that.
ViviMage 40
Your baby cannot get pregnant, s/he likely doesn't know anything has happened. It also can relax the other. Take one for the team, dude!
jonomc 12
It is very common for a man to worry about having sex with a pregnant woman. And a fear of hurting the child. Maybe only men with decent size dicks have this problem? I think the best way is to work it through with him. You are going to face way bigger challenges than this when the child is actually born.
allplayedout 20
If that really is a common fear among men, then that's an indication of a sad state of affairs for (supposedly) many men's knowledge of anatomy and pregnancy.
Vintage_Cola 29
Your husband is either really into the transitive property or just really stupid.
Richard6036 13
Your husband is an idiot