Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
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Today, my husband refuses to have sex with me, ever since I told him I wanted to try for a baby. When I asked him why, he said it was because he likes lack of responsibility and money in the bank more than the thought of a screaming baby, no sleep and strong suicidal urges. FML
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
Today, my husband said sex is too weird because I'm pregnant with our first baby. He gets very grumpy without sex. I'm very horny with hormones. Only 6 more months. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML
Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
Today, my husband is pissed off, withholding affection, and not speaking to me. Why? I don't want to have sex with random men while he watches. FML
Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML
Today, my husband is refusing any kind of sex with me. Last week, as a prank, I slapped his ballsack during foreplay, not hard at all. Now he says he "can't trust me" near his junk, the big baby. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, my husband asked if he could join Tinder for some “hookups and that’s it” because he’s tired of jerking off. I told him, “Absolutely not.” He thinks I’m being selfish and inconsiderate. I’m 7 months pregnant; in fact, I offered to have pregnant sex with him. He said that my belly turns him off, “no offense.” FML
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Top comments
arano 29
Your husband is a moron...
juicy_extasy 25
Show him a high school biology book so he gets educated. Win-win.
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Comments (126)
morgasshk 14
I volunteer as tribute! :P
hollyanne27 9
hope he changes his mind in a few months, because that's the best labor enducer!
Matteo_G 16
maybe, just maybe, he doesn't mean litteraly and he doesn't like the idea of pregnant sex. still sucks for you but i think you could respect that
LadyAstrid 5
I've noticed a little bit of a decline since I've been pregnant(due on the 30th) but, honestly, I've never experienced better sex haha. I'm sorry your husband is an idiot, bring him to an appointment and have the doctor explain.
NashSullivan 0
Gross
Justagirl97 9
lol what no, I have sex with my boyfriend all the time.
BeccaBoo2197 7
I'm 39 weeks pregnant and not ONCE has my fiance ever turned down sex unless he falls asleep right after work and neither have i. if you know how the body Works you shouldn't feel that way XD it cracks me up when men don't wanna have sex because they are "scared they will hurt the baby" or "they feel like they are gonna touch them" ect..cmon now...