By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 07:12 - United States - Anchorage

Spicy
Today, I hit it off with a girl at a club and I brought her back to my place. I was sure I was finally going to score, until my useless cat attacked her as we walked upstairs. She fell down the stairs and dislocated her ankle. Just my luck. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 908
You deserved it 5 159

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Dude **** her life, stop complaining just cause you didn't get some action, she's the one that actually got hurt

serslybro 20

Look on the bright side maybe you're cat knew something about her you don't. Your cat might have just saved you ;)

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She might still like you though, but unfortunate moment op. Good luck with her!

spacefish966 18

You got pussy blocked by a pussy !

Sounds more liker her FML! I have 4 cats and they're all dicks though.. lol

Lol at only 19, and don't forget my dogs :) animals are better than people!

#22 not if they are practically pushing people down stairs

That's true... but mine definitely don't do that. Very well trained.

#31 some people deserve to be pushed down the stairs.

22, animals want only to filfill their most carnal desires. what do we do? castrate them. all they live for is food, sleep and validation. they're like a teenager just even stupider 33, irrelevant and dumb. animals aren't card carrying vigilantes and vigilante justice is almost never just.

Wow #40, ever heard of a thing called love? I don't know about most people but my dogs and cats are family to me.

serslybro 20

Look on the bright side maybe you're cat knew something about her you don't. Your cat might have just saved you ;)

For those who disliked my comment: i made a joke about a typo ;)

we know, 37. we just don't care, it was dumb. almost as dumb as 4

39, and yet, 4 is a top comment. What does that say about you?

Hopefully op treated her a lot of care and maybe she could see past the accident, unless of course he only wanted a one night stand.

tiger820 20

Sex is a natural pain killer. Should have still done it.

Dude **** her life, stop complaining just cause you didn't get some action, she's the one that actually got hurt

drayloon 50

"Today, I was heading upstairs with a guy I met at a club when his cat attacked me. I fell down the stairs and dislocated my ankle. FML" The story is funnier from the guy's perspective though

Dang... U just got ****-blocked by your own pussy

Reinforcing the stereotype that cats are assholes