By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 07:12 - United States - Anchorage

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Today, I hit it off with a girl at a club and I brought her back to my place. I was sure I was finally going to score, until my useless cat attacked her as we walked upstairs. She fell down the stairs and dislocated her ankle. Just my luck. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 776
You deserved it 5 109

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Dude fuck her life, stop complaining just cause you didn't get some action, she's the one that actually got hurt

Look on the bright side maybe you're cat knew something about her you don't. Your cat might have just saved you ;)

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She might still like you though, but unfortunate moment op. Good luck with her!

You just got pussy blocked.

You can't trust anybody these days.

You got pussy blocked by a pussy !

Sounds more liker her FML! I have 4 cats and they're all dicks though.. lol

Lol at only 19, and don't forget my dogs :) animals are better than people!

#22 not if they are practically pushing people down stairs

That's true... but mine definitely don't do that. Very well trained.

#31 some people deserve to be pushed down the stairs.

22, animals want only to filfill their most carnal desires. what do we do? castrate them. all they live for is food, sleep and validation. they're like a teenager just even stupider 33, irrelevant and dumb. animals aren't card carrying vigilantes and vigilante justice is almost never just.

40, I hope you never acquire a pet.

Wow #40, ever heard of a thing called love? I don't know about most people but my dogs and cats are family to me.

Look on the bright side maybe you're cat knew something about her you don't. Your cat might have just saved you ;)

Pretty sure OP isn't a cat ;)

For those who disliked my comment: i made a joke about a typo ;)

we know, 37. we just don't care, it was dumb. almost as dumb as 4

39, and yet, 4 is a top comment. What does that say about you?

Hopefully op treated her a lot of care and maybe she could see past the accident, unless of course he only wanted a one night stand.

Maybe she had a virus or aids

How did you get Cock blocked by a pussy?

I see what you did there....

Sex is a natural pain killer. Should have still done it.

Dude fuck her life, stop complaining just cause you didn't get some action, she's the one that actually got hurt

"Today, I was heading upstairs with a guy I met at a club when his cat attacked me. I fell down the stairs and dislocated my ankle. FML" The story is funnier from the guy's perspective though

Dang... U just got cock-blocked by your own pussy

Poor girl! FHL!

Reinforcing the stereotype that cats are assholes