By Anonymous - United States - Anchorage
  Today, I hit it off with a girl at a club and I brought her back to my place. I was sure I was finally going to score, until my useless cat attacked her as we walked upstairs. She fell down the stairs and dislocated her ankle. Just my luck. FML
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  ZaiopePerSe  |  15

22, animals want only to filfill their most carnal desires. what do we do? castrate them. all they live for is food, sleep and validation. they're like a teenager just even stupider
33, irrelevant and dumb. animals aren't card carrying vigilantes and vigilante justice is almost never just.

  drayloon  |  50

"Today, I was heading upstairs with a guy I met at a club when his cat attacked me. I fell down the stairs and dislocated my ankle. FML" The story is funnier from the guy's perspective though