Pincushion

By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 23:00

Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
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And I thought I had memory issues! What were we talking about...?

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That's one way to go fishing during the plague!

And I thought I had memory issues! What were we talking about...?

slowhandjp 16

Why without thinking doing that?

When I had a little piece of glass, I used a hard pointed surface to help squeeze the glass out - I used it like a razor blade. That’s the only thing that helped it come out. Waxing might be the best method.

Just don’t masturbate before you take out those glass pieces from your hand