By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 09:27 - Australia
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Haha I don't know why you would put milk in your eye. It's called water dumbass. Don't do everything people tell you
Here's what you do: stomp on his foot, then kick him in the balls assuring him you "thought it would help". Then Quit.
"oh let me help you!" *throws milk on face*.... Milk only works if you consumed it and your tongue is burning, I don't think throwing it in your eye works so well :/
Step one: milk goes in shot glass Step two: put shot glass to eye Step three: tilt head back with shot glass filled with milk Step four: blink Step five: all better, if not...fill shot glass with whiskey and drink Step six: repeat step five as necessary As per Grandpa Kick Not guaranteed to work, but old Irish men know best.