Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
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Today, I went in to pick my wedding dress. My fiancé's ex-girlfriend was my consultant. She basically hinted that I looked fat in every dress. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today my fiancé broke up with me. Two hours later, the store I bought my wedding dress from called to say it’s ready to be picked up. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, I got my beautiful daughter ready to be a flower girl for the first time. A flower girl in the wedding of her father, my ex-husband, and the woman he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
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null_fml 11
This is your chance to toy with her. Let her know that you were in exactly her position. Tell her her time is coming up too. Keep asking her if she knows where her fiancé is, and grin evilly. Be creative! Have fun with this rare situation!
sweetpea129 0
poor thing!
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sweetpea129 0
poor thing!
KingPoloIII 0
kill the bitch!!! revenge is sweet!! j/p
troyboyd05 0
Stab her with a random man's penis. That usually does the trick.
GanjAxZermA 0
that sucks. srry :(
null_fml 11
This is your chance to toy with her. Let her know that you were in exactly her position. Tell her her time is coming up too. Keep asking her if she knows where her fiancé is, and grin evilly. Be creative! Have fun with this rare situation!
georgina07 0
that's a good idea, but don't be so obvious about it! she could toy with her but don't make it seem like she's doing it on purpose, rather like she was doing it randomly while saying "you're home's gonna be wrecked, too, ****."
browncoat 0
True, this could be a blessing in disguise, but you have to be sneaky about it. Very...sneaky...
AmbrosiaFan 18
hahaahahaa. This is too sweet. Let her know you were in her position before, but it was a sadder ending as he cheated and left you. Say that you hope her guy hasn't ever done that and will never do that to her, and find her a beautiful (aka PRICEY) dress.
RandomGuy1234 0
Wow...the odds of this actually happening is so slim..fate is giving you a chance to either toy with her or be the better woman and move on
nfc14 2
Keep tightening the dress in-between visits so she thinks she's putting on weight
writergirl23 19
Then she'll go extra skinny and look great
Idontcare123456 0
I don't understand how she deserve it..If i were you i would do what #3 says just make sure you don't get fired...So sorry for you..i bet it's very awkward.
hannahuk1986 0
I agree with #3. Remind her that a cheetah never loses it's spots.
perdix 29
Sew some bedbugs into the crotch.
Wooddaver 0
seriously, wasn't there anyone else to help her? I don't get these kinds of fmls
Americunt 0
RUIN HER. RU-IN HER. Well, maybe your ex-fiance was a rapist guy. There was a chick named Karla that helped her boyfriend/fiance rape her sister and 2 other girls and all three of them are dead. Better rejected than sorry. FYL.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
#8 - Somehow I am confused, disgusted, and really turned on at the same time after reading this post.
whatwasthatnoise 0
yea i'm also somewhat confused at that comment although, on another note, i vaguely seeing a post exactly like this one a couple weeks ago
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3
Americunt is talking about the case here in Canada with Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo. Raped and murdered Karla's sister, then raped, murdered, defecated on, and mutilated two teenage girls. Disgusting essentially. Also not relevant to this FML.
bubblz 0
how can you be turned on by rape and murder?
Jimboom 11
Ask your boss to hand off this customer due to conflicts of interest. I am sure they would understand.
Darkhumor 0
but then you'd miss all the fun! :P
bkelly6969 0
I'd **** her dress alll up!!
unfortunate_13 5
Put a little balloon of red ink on the place where her ass is. When she sits down during her wedding, the balloon opens, spilling all the red ink on her dress and giving everyone the impression that she got her period on her wedding day.
xmagster 0
brilliant, but how is she not going to notice a small balloon of red ink on her ass?
xmagster 0
brilliant, but how is she not going to notice a small balloon of red ink on her ass?
unfortunate_13 5
let's just hope it's a wide dress :)