kill the bitch!!! revenge is sweet!! j/p

Stab her with a random man's penis. That usually does the trick.

that's a good idea, but don't be so obvious about it! she could toy with her but don't make it seem like she's doing it on purpose, rather like she was doing it randomly while saying "you're home's gonna be wrecked, too, slut."

True, this could be a blessing in disguise, but you have to be sneaky about it. Very...sneaky...

hahaahahaa. This is too sweet. Let her know you were in her position before, but it was a sadder ending as he cheated and left you. Say that you hope her guy hasn't ever done that and will never do that to her, and find her a beautiful (aka PRICEY) dress.

Wow...the odds of this actually happening is so slim..fate is giving you a chance to either toy with her or be the better woman and move on

Keep tightening the dress in-between visits so she thinks she's putting on weight

Then she'll go extra skinny and look great

#8 - Somehow I am confused, disgusted, and really turned on at the same time after reading this post.

yea i'm also somewhat confused at that comment although, on another note, i vaguely seeing a post exactly like this one a couple weeks ago

Americunt is talking about the case here in Canada with Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo. Raped and murdered Karla's sister, then raped, murdered, defecated on, and mutilated two teenage girls. Disgusting essentially. Also not relevant to this FML.

how can you be turned on by rape and murder?

but then you'd miss all the fun! :P

Put a little balloon of red ink on the place where her ass is. When she sits down during her wedding, the balloon opens, spilling all the red ink on her dress and giving everyone the impression that she got her period on her wedding day.

brilliant, but how is she not going to notice a small balloon of red ink on her ass?

brilliant, but how is she not going to notice a small balloon of red ink on her ass?

let's just hope it's a wide dress :)