Health: Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer...

By fieldmarshalclitter - 01/12/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML

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By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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You went too far

By Dia - 02/05/2021 05:01

Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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You're barred

By sarahhbear - 17/11/2012 06:42 - United States - Bryan

Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to sneak up and scare me in the grocery aisle at the store. I screamed and jumped, knocking half the shelf's contents all over the floor. We're now banned from the only grocery store in town. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 00:30

Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML

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Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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Like riding a bike

By my teeth! - 24/07/2020 14:07

Today, my sister and I were trying to teach our kids how to Double Dutch. While giving a demonstration of how to jump in while the ropes were turning, my feet got jumbled. I ended up faceplanting in front of all the kids, who screamed in horror at my bloodied face and missing tooth. FML

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By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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Sunday 2 December 2012 1:05

That's like Death coming to your door and tripping on the front step.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:03

Well jeez, if you're going to dress up just to scare someone, at least make sure the costume fits. I usually just start singing and dancing, that can be pretty scary...

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avillero69 2

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:01

first!!!

lilhellian 26

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:03

And the wait for moderation begins. *Turns on jeopardy music.*

majorjeneral 0

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:04

Your lack of creativity is astonishing. You had a real opportunity to make a first impression.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:03

Well jeez, if you're going to dress up just to scare someone, at least make sure the costume fits. I usually just start singing and dancing, that can be pretty scary...

Welshite 39

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:18

That's because you sing and dance naked. Tell the whole truth, now...

ilikeboys31 7

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:59

You know what's really funny. This was my Fml. Somebody jacked it and made it their own. Not cool.

ilikeboys31 7

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:26

You know what's really funny. Somebody jacked my FML and there's got passed through. Not cool.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:44

Sounds more like you we're trying to impersonate the character in "Scary Movie."

Vimy 6

Sunday 2 December 2012 7:18

You know what, I'm pretty sure there IS one scene in one of the movies that this actually happens...

Vimy 6

Sunday 2 December 2012 7:20

where* this actually happens

ArielTheMermaid 17

Sunday 2 December 2012 20:24

I would have been freaked out. Those masks creep me out so much

rageandlove13 8

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:04

Troll denied.

ukrainianitalian 2

Sunday 2 December 2012 7:05

Honestly I don't have a brother. But if I did, I would not want to scare him. Instead I would spend my whole childhood with him and enjoy life oppose to scaring him and making him angry.

Parky03 9

Sunday 2 December 2012 11:47

49-When your young, it doesn't work like that for siblings. They're usually arguing and fighting as children. Don't say that if you can't relate. And yes, I can relate.