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I have some wierd feeling that that would work and no ones ever tried it before. Then again, I never passed the 10th grade so what would I know?

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"no one has ever tried it before" Normally when a moron says this, I encourage them, but encouraging you in this case, may lead to more of you. It WILL NOT work, unless she can shove a tampon that far up, and it is not guaranteed to soak up every last sperm cell regardless. By the way, Semen and Sperm are different.

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Seriously?!? Clearly you don't know, because NO that would not work. You might as well be recommending douching with cola. Which, might I add since you might now know, also does not work.

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The average man releases 100 million sperm when he ejaculates. It only takes one to fertilize the egg. So don't be stupid.

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84 I feel bad enough doing the walk of shame to the counter to buy condoms I don't even want to think about trying it with tampons

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It might somewhat reduce the pregnancy risk. If a low sperm count can render it impossible, then thinning them out should cut down on the risk.

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#102 actually #100 is correct as the wall protecting the egg has to be broken by other sperm cells. While it may take just 1 to actually fertilize the egg it takes many to break down the protective barrier for that one to do its job

I have some wierd feeling that that would work and no ones ever tried it before. Then again, I never passed the 10th grade so what would I know?

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Skip the tampon, get the vacuum cleaner, stick it in, open your mouth and press play! 100% failsafe!

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Not only that it wouldn't work, it would really hurt to put a tampon in when you're not on your period...

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Technically speaking, pregnancy prevention isn't actually common sense, whereas getting out of the way of an oncoming truck is.

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36- If you lack the common sense to attend classes then you would most likely fsil in college. So, yes, you do need common sense to graduate college.

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I see the seriously grammatical flaw that broke my joke. I feel like an idiot and deserved to be buried. Thanks for pointing it out Flockz.

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Yes #7, trick him into thinking you're pregnant just to judge his reaction, what a terrific idea. What would that even accomplish? If a woman ever does this to a man, I hope the guy would leave her right away for being crazy and manipulative.

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48 - I had a friend do this to her boyfriend to keep him from leaving her. He left her and tried to check her into a mental institution.

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I knew a girl who's boyfriend was moving away, and she tried telling him she was pregnant. He quit talking to her, and then she asked him to get her pregnant. He ended up moving ahead of schedule. Then again this was in 8th grade so this doesn't really hold any relevance to this FML.

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