FML : Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing...

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Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 May 2012 21:14 / United States

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By hatesfate | 6

#4473520 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:01

Please don't have children with this idiot. Genes as stupid as those need to stop spreading..

By missanderson813 | 4

#4473525 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:01

Shouldnt bail him out. He needs to learn from his stupidity.

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By hatesfate | 6

#4473520 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:01

Please don't have children with this idiot. Genes as stupid as those need to stop spreading..

thatgurltori | 6

#4473595 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:20

he's a keeper.

chowE_fml | 4

#4473618 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:28

Hope OP doesn't bail him out. He deserves some "vroom" to his butt

mjoyn98 | 1

#4473649 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:46

If OP's husband had posted this incident as an FML there would be a lot more YDI..

itsame0987 | 18

#4474435 - Thursday 24 May 2012 01:34

My question is did op know he was this dumb when she married him? If so then she shouldn't be surprised. Op leave his butt in jail for a day or two so you can work on your "I am so disappointed in you" face.

alexup24 | 13

#4474623 - Thursday 24 May 2012 02:54

I wonder if he was in a prius

Meettitan | 14

#4474721 - Thursday 24 May 2012 03:30

55- you mean like 69's pic?

winnerme123 | 8

#4474812 - Thursday 24 May 2012 04:18

Why does everyone hate the Prius ... Oh yeah I hate it too.

Boygenius50 | 8

#4474880 - Thursday 24 May 2012 04:51

Kia's are for straight men.

alexup24 | 13

#4474926 - Thursday 24 May 2012 05:11

"You were drag racing in a prius?" reply: "I don't win a lot..."

Sparks808 | 10

#4475077 - Thursday 24 May 2012 06:24

It's a quote from Horrible Bosses. Loved that part. And personally, I love my Prius.

taco_bender | 12

#4475100 - Thursday 24 May 2012 06:41

"Its like a tampon on wheels". Other guys.

skyeyez9 | 23

#4476629 - Thursday 24 May 2012 05:32

Then the drag race would have reached a maximum speed of 36mph.

TheDoctor10 | 28

#5584253 - Wednesday 17 July 2013 05:15

I don't win a lot.

By stinkystu7 | 0

#4473521 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:01

Wow.

jewfroditmer | 7

#4473528 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:02

Thanks for that stinky, well done.

kickuwithmyfist | 1

#4474457 - Thursday 24 May 2012 01:44

World Of Warcraft?

sarahlouise0506 | 10

#4475217 - Thursday 24 May 2012 08:13

Words of Wisdom? Clearly not.

free2speak | 14

#4476025 - Thursday 24 May 2012 02:30

Worst of the worsts?

stinkystu7 | 0

#4484764 - Saturday 26 May 2012 04:59

6- your welcome

By missanderson813 | 4

#4473525 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:01

Shouldnt bail him out. He needs to learn from his stupidity.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4474730 - Thursday 24 May 2012 03:34

Yeah and it is strong in this one.

By SkoomaKi | 24

#4473526 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:01

This guy knows how to enjoy the finer things in life. Although, I wouldn't bail him out. He can learn from his very idiotic mistakes.

Axipiter | 24

#4473546 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:04

Double thumbs up. Fun as it sounds, there are just some things you CAN'T do without repercussions.

NoisyNykkii | 10

#4474490 - Thursday 24 May 2012 01:58

With that level of idiocy, I think OPs husband is better off in jail indeed.

By keepmeonthedl | 7

#4473527 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:01

Is it wrong that I think you should let him stay there for a night? Maybe that would scare some sense into him.

COOL__Coal | 12

#4473669 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:52

Yeah the scared straight program for adults.

Vegeto30294 | 19

#4474950 - Thursday 24 May 2012 05:23

Something tells me he won't be scared "straight" if he's in jail.

shadowcat13 | 0

#4475056 - Thursday 24 May 2012 06:12

Well this guy obviously isnt a pussy. So a few days in a county jail probably wouldn't do much.

By airforce987 | 20

#4473530 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:02

He might have thought he was a hobbit going past Isengard. "The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm! It's the last thing they'll expect."

coldashell | 23

#4474484 - Thursday 24 May 2012 01:51

I was thinking the same thing.

airforce987 | 20

#4475209 - Thursday 24 May 2012 08:08

If you couldn't tell, I was watching LOTR2 when I posted that lol

ChloeC926 | 9

#4478615 - Friday 25 May 2012 02:43

Lol nice! i luv LOTR

By doglover569 | 0

#4473531 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:02

You married him and his stupidity. Happiness to the both of you...

By nofearjenshere | 12

#4473538 - Thursday 24 May 2012 12:03

He deserves to be in jail for the night! I cant believe someone could be that dumb.

mmike13 | 2

#4474610 - Thursday 24 May 2012 02:45

There you go thumbed u up

ohmandapants | 16

#4474748 - Thursday 24 May 2012 03:49

^ do you want a cookie? Just the thumb up would have sufficed. 10-Lots of people are that dumb unfortunately...somehow natural selection allowed it...