Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
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hatesfate
| 6
Please don't have children with this idiot. Genes as stupid as those need to stop spreading..
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missanderson813
| 4
Shouldnt bail him out. He needs to learn from his stupidity.
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hatesfate
| 6
Please don't have children with this idiot. Genes as stupid as those need to stop spreading..
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thatgurltori
| 6
he's a keeper.
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chowE_fml
| 4
Hope OP doesn't bail him out. He deserves some "vroom" to his butt
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mjoyn98
| 1
If OP's husband had posted this incident as an FML there would be a lot more YDI..
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itsame0987
| 18
My question is did op know he was this dumb when she married him? If so then she shouldn't be surprised. Op leave his butt in jail for a day or two so you can work on your "I am so disappointed in you" face.
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alexup24
| 13
I wonder if he was in a prius
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Meettitan
| 14
55- you mean like 69's pic?
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winnerme123
| 8
Why does everyone hate the Prius ...
Oh yeah I hate it too.
Oh yeah I hate it too.
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Boygenius50
| 8
Kia's are for straight men.
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alexup24
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"You were drag racing in a prius?" reply: "I don't win a lot..."
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Sparks808
| 10
It's a quote from Horrible Bosses. Loved that part. And personally, I love my Prius.
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taco_bender
| 12
"Its like a tampon on wheels". Other guys.
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skyeyez9
| 24
Then the drag race would have reached a maximum speed of 36mph.
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TheDoctor10
| 28
I don't win a lot.
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stinkystu7
| 0
Wow.
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jewfroditmer
| 7
Thanks for that stinky, well done.
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kickuwithmyfist
| 1
World Of Warcraft?
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sarahlouise0506
| 10
Words of Wisdom?
Clearly not.
Clearly not.
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free2speak
| 14
Worst of the worsts?
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stinkystu7
| 0
6- your welcome
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missanderson813
| 4
Shouldnt bail him out. He needs to learn from his stupidity.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Yeah and it is strong in this one.
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SkoomaKi
| 25
This guy knows how to enjoy the finer things in life.
Although, I wouldn't bail him out. He can learn from his very idiotic mistakes.
Although, I wouldn't bail him out. He can learn from his very idiotic mistakes.
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Axipiter
| 24
Double thumbs up. Fun as it sounds, there are just some things you CAN'T do without repercussions.
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NoisyNykkii
| 10
With that level of idiocy, I think OPs husband is better off in jail indeed.
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keepmeonthedl
| 7
Is it wrong that I think you should let him stay there for a night? Maybe that would scare some sense into him.
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COOL__Coal
| 12
Yeah the scared straight program for adults.
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Vegeto30294
| 19
Something tells me he won't be scared "straight" if he's in jail.
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shadowcat13
| 0
Well this guy obviously isnt a pussy. So a few days in a county jail probably wouldn't do much.
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airforce987
| 20
He might have thought he was a hobbit going past Isengard. "The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm! It's the last thing they'll expect."
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coldashell
| 23
I was thinking the same thing.
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airforce987
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If you couldn't tell, I was watching LOTR2 when I posted that lol
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ChloeC926
| 9
Lol nice! i luv LOTR
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doglover569
| 0
You married him and his stupidity. Happiness to the both of you...
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nofearjenshere
| 12
He deserves to be in jail for the night! I cant believe someone could be that dumb.
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mmike13
| 2
There you go thumbed u up
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ohmandapants
| 16
^ do you want a cookie? Just the thumb up would have sufficed.
10-Lots of people are that dumb unfortunately...somehow natural selection allowed it...
10-Lots of people are that dumb unfortunately...somehow natural selection allowed it...
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ChrisG93
| 8
Wait! If I thumb her up do I get a cookie? Or were you joking?
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nofearjenshere
| 12
I'll give you a cookie! Free cookies for everyone!!
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ChrisG93
| 8
Thank you! I'm always down for some cookies.
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ICastillo
| 24
Damn 82 she threw you under the bus haha
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Michael_92
| 20
I bet it was something like "I bet you don't have the balls to drag race in front of the police".....well we can see how it ended
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thiscrazything
| 1
Or maybe they were too drunk to pick a route that didn't include the PD.
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thatKidzmOm
| 10
I hope, for your sake, you don't have any kids with him. At some point, we all have to grow up. Apparently he hasn't reached that point yet.