Today, my husband asked to borrow money. He couldn't pay his half of the rent or utilities this month, but he did manage to buy a $1,700 radio. FML
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Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML
Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML
Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Today, after spending money on all the furniture and decor in our apartment, paying rent every month from my bank account, paying for all the groceries, and paying for all the dog supplies, my fiance asked why I don't keep saving thousands of dollars every month, while he pays for none of it. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML
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SavySavannah 6
Problem 1: Why are you splitting bills and money up if you're married? Maybe that's why he feels like he can do whatever he wants with "his" money. Gotta share it all in a marriage.
RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, for $1700, the radio has one of those cranks to generate power. Then, you guys can listen to cool tunes when you’re homeless.
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Comments (24)
GhostFox 34
-face palm- Uh, people, just because you married someone doesn't mean that you should necessarily make everything jointly owned- if the marriage fails, it makes it a bitch to decide who gets what. Plus, with some disorders that affect impulse control- or with people who simply have a history of poor impulse control or spending sprees- it's actually suggested by medical professional and finance professionals to keep accounts separate so that the spender can't get a hold of ALL of the households money and leave it without money for daily needs. The type of person who goes out and buys a $1700 radio on a lark, BEFORE paying mandatory bills is an excellent example of the type of person to do this precaution with.
fatbody 6
WTF are y'all still together?
fatbody 6
???????? Hold this L
shannon2348 14
Wait....you're married and he has to borrow from you? wtf? I thought marriage was supposed to be a partnership. ydi