Shouldn't have said that! By FML Approved - 15/09/2017 03:30 - France - Paris Requesting nudes is always a delicate operation... I agree, your life sucks 445 You deserved it 197 Share Tweet Share
Today, my husband is a pain. He thinks he might be bisexual, because we discovered he likes to have sex with a plug up his ass, and yet when I suggest a threesome or even if he experiments with a guy on his own, he gets this look like I want him to kiss a dead badger. I don’t know what he wants. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 075 You deserved it 453
Today, my partner had teletherapy early in the morning, so I was in rush to leave the apartment. I threw on clothes, and at the end of the day (at around 3 p.m.) I felt like someone at me a little funny as I was getting off an elevator. I looked in the mirror and realized my leggings had been on inside out all day. FML I agree, your life sucks 413 You deserved it 175
Today my dad asked if he could walk me down the aisle at my wedding. I was just too speechless to respond. He asked me on my doorstep, at 2 a.m., which was also our first ever meeting since he abandoned my mom when she was 5 months pregnant with me, and just disappeared for 28 years. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 511 You deserved it 87
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 851 You deserved it 6 277
Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML I agree, your life sucks 54 480 You deserved it 4 798
Today, I graduated from Basic Training. I was really looking forward to seeing my family after being away for almost three months. They decided not to come to graduation because they didn't want to spend the money to travel here. They live 30 minutes away. FML I agree, your life sucks 56 472 You deserved it 3 801
Today, I was diagnosed with Covid. I've been living with my ex for 8 months. They started dating again, and their new partner broke up with them and gave them Covid, then my ex gave it to me. I was supposed to move out, and now I have to delay it further. FML I agree, your life sucks 707 You deserved it 248
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 523 You deserved it 562
it shouldn't be an issue if that's your girlfriend!!