"First" is so 2009.

Notice how no one cares

Why do people care if he says "First"? Who cares, we all have the choice to do what we want, even though what this guy wants to do is comment "First".

And we have the choice to thumb him down so I'm not too worried.

Last! -_-

Last is so 2000 and late o.O

Really wish the mods would change his comment to say something silly....

Unicornpower - The mods care about it more than the rest of us. Have you EVER seen a "First!" last for more than a few minutes? No, because the mods delete them. Every one of them.

Here - a blue shell up yo' a$$!

Congrats. You're scarred for life.

Or the ghetto way: attach empty egg cartons to the walls.

I didn't know that was considered ghetto. *surreptitiously takes down egg cartons*

That was my idea!! Haha

So does this mean someone is freaking loud as heck? If you can't tone it done then the soundproof walls might be the way to go.

Protip: Using "ghetto" as an adjective is ghetto.

I thought using "ghetto" as an adjective was the whitest thing you could do.

Dat Carol too stronk, needs nerf

55 - Diablo 3 problems?

Never got into it. Was asked to though. Oldschool WoW, DotA, Lol, and WC3 (RoC and TFT) player. Yeah... I'm a nerd, but I'm one of the few that can break your jaw and let you choke on your teeth. So dont start with the stereotyping bullshit.

Your picture is really helping with some of your comments. Really makes them hit home.

Your profile picture is perfect for this FML...

Po Carol.

Yup, still getting double comments from you. Still pointless.

Your comments are doubled and they're not that great anyway... just no.......

60 = Fail :)

Lol, I find it hilarious how your comments always double, and then get the most negative votes.

Every time I catch sight of "packet of Viagra" as I'm skimming through the comments, I read it as "pocket of Vagina" for some reason, and it makes me pause for a moment.

45- I think by "pause" you mean "double take"

I think your penis is trying to tell you something.

and disturb the neighbors on the other side?

Fine, they can alternate sides of the apartment so the neighbours on either side can take turns listening to them have sex.

That's the best thing they can do. It might be a little inconvenient to quiet down, but do they really want the whole neighbourhood to know they're having sex? And it makes me wonder about the elderly couple. It makes me so happy to see a couple still love each other after so many years of marriage. I wonder how long they've been married...