By can’t sleep - 17/6/2020 17:04

Get it on, bang a gong

  Today, and for the fourth time in a week, my 60-year-old neighbors have woken me up by having obnoxiously loud sex. Complete with over the top moaning and the headboard smashing against our shared wall. When I asked them nicely to quiet down, they laughed and called me jealous. FML
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By  MidnaLink  |  32

"No, you assholes. It's so I can get some goddamn sleep. Keep it up and I'll file multiple noise complaints", is what you could say to them. As their immediate neighbour (sharing a bedroom wall no less), you have every right to a restful sleep.

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By  MidnaLink  |  32

"No, you assholes. It's so I can get some goddamn sleep. Keep it up and I'll file multiple noise complaints", is what you could say to them. As their immediate neighbour (sharing a bedroom wall no less), you have every right to a restful sleep.

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  Yudith  |  20

If it doesn't work, I heard some guy cured his noisy neighbor problem by blasting a mix of Baby Shark, Southern preacher, Tombez les Serviettes from Patrick Sébastien and Cotton Eyed Joe on loop until they stopped. When they did it again, he put it back on his amped-up radio. There was no third time.

By  Shzusuziq  |  15

Well, 60 year olds still have great sex! (Surprised?) and my 67 yo friend does not have droopy balls, (that happens closer to being in your 80’s), he’s an avid bike rider and in great shape !