By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00

Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML
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If you two were sexually active, get tested immediately. Better to be safe than sorry when dealing with an asshole that's willing to cheat.

Sorry to hear that. But it sounds like you’re better off knowing your boyfriend is a dumbass. Not just for cheating on you, but for subscribing to Ashley Madison (specifically). It’s been revealed widely and publicly and without any dispute that the vast (VAST) majority of the female accounts on that site are either bots or employees faking a persona. It’s a huge scam, and he fell for it...willingly. This is from THREE YEARS AGO... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ashley-madison-women-accounts-were-fake-report-says/

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Get the apps as well 😂

Sorry to hear that. But it sounds like you’re better off knowing your boyfriend is a dumbass. Not just for cheating on you, but for subscribing to Ashley Madison (specifically). It’s been revealed widely and publicly and without any dispute that the vast (VAST) majority of the female accounts on that site are either bots or employees faking a persona. It’s a huge scam, and he fell for it...willingly. This is from THREE YEARS AGO... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ashley-madison-women-accounts-were-fake-report-says/

If you two were sexually active, get tested immediately. Better to be safe than sorry when dealing with an asshole that's willing to cheat.

wake him up and kick his ass out. you don't need that silliness in your life.

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sounds like you're a real piece of shit man yourself

No real man cheats, bitch boy.

lmao if you occupy someone's life and bedroom on the terms of being exclusive, no you're not free to behave like that and come at them with that "but I'm a man" bs. If your definition of manly is "needs to sleep around a lot", please find someone who's cool with that or just stay single. Try being an actual man for once and take responsibility for your actions.

just get the apps, find him and ask how long his been there....:)

You probably still are... anyone who has to try that hard is definitely not getting any.

I’m so sorry, I went through almost this exact situation recently and know how awful it feels. Leave him. You deserve somebody who respects you, loves you, and is honest with you.

Your boyfriend is a dirty, dirty slut.

He might enjoy being caller that, all things considered.

Okay, how about calling him a walking STD factory?

As your boyfriends phone says: there are “plenty of fish” in the sea. He of course is not one of them. He is the human equivalent of the garbage island floating throughout the Pacific Ocean

No, you've been monogamous lol