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Show it anyway*Goes and grabs knife and spiked boots*
NNNOOOO *jumps in front of bullet in slow motion and from a low angle to make it more dramatic*
*performs combo breaker by saying hello."
*Lowers GoW_Chick's gun* There is a more civilized way to do this. *Rides out in a tank* Lets roll
#27 You're one comment too slow! Hahah!
Does this count?
43- yeah, shit's going down tonight >:D
Ladies, let this be a message to you all...never make fun of a man's prized possession.
81- well I love myself for being me too :3
*watches from grenade shelter*
I've noticed a lot of love FMLs have people who go Today, my boyfriend says *joke*. FML. They took it seriously, and posters somewhat get it's a joke. Pretty ironic FML, but YDI, ass/jerkoff/douchebag/whatever your insults are.
*tapes broken glass to knuckles*
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Show it anywayBa da ba ba ba!!!
42- just go back with the cave people now...
OP finally learned that karma's a bitch. Some things are best left as jokes. OP definitely took it too far.
That's not a prank. You took it a little too far. How is that FYL?!
Wow, remind me never to tell a joke around you OP, I might end up dead.
Actually, I do believe he took her crap in the end!
Ur hot
I don't know why it's okay for girls to say "oh! He did that! You should have kicked him in the balls!" But not okay for a husband to slip a over the counter drug. I'm not sure on this but I'm not sure if laxatives are dangerous, but I'll say right now that in any which, way, shape, or form is it okay for a ANYONE to kick a man in the balls unless physically attacked. To recap I think double standards are taking place.
Jesus, after I read that I realized that it's worded really weird
super smooth, OP.
That shit didn't sound it came out smoothly. . .
That's shitty.
23- No, just no.
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Show it anywayInsecure much?
Dude, really? I think a prank in return for a joke is pretty fair. And besides, they are clearly a couple that enjoys jokes.
5- after hearing that hailstorm of shit would you really want to get laid? I'd sure hope not...
Hm well I think your wife should be the one writing this FML, you know since she's practically ******** fire in there...
"Today, I made a joke about my husbands penis so he drugged me and I spent hours ******** my guts out while he lay in bed. FML"
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Show it anywayEarplugs? Psh, more like duck tape. OP just started a war! If I were him I'd want to keep my mouth shut for awhile.
Duck tape? Ahahahaha
There's a brand of duct tape literally called Duck Tape. I guess they figured they'd take advantage of the common misspelling and make more money.
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Show it anywayYDI for giving your wife laxatives just because she made fun of your tiny wiener .
No. You NEVER make jokes about a mans penis size. I don't care if it's huge, a lot of guys are sensitive about that stuff.
Then communicate, pulling this won't help anything.
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Hm well I think your wife should be the one writing this FML, you know since she's practically ******** fire in there...
YDI for giving your wife laxatives just because she made fun of your tiny wiener .