Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML
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Pleonasm
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"Look, it's hidden in Mommy's dungeon! Quick, get it!"
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thestrangedude
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At least they didn't call the police first
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thestrangedude
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At least they didn't call the police first
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Pleonasm
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"Look, it's hidden in Mommy's dungeon! Quick, get it!"
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That_Ginger
| 18
That mustache in your picture enhances the innuendo in your comment.
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ThatOneDrummer
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... Said Pleonasm before being taken away to prison!
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JMichael
| 25
Did you yell "it's your dad! Get him, quick!"
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dilssaaa
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Don't you think it would be kinda weird to attack your dad while he is naked?
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BMTHsuperfan
| 18
not to mention the fact that hes probably still inside their mom..
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JMichael
| 25
Damn you people have no sense of humor
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shaytards_fml
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your comment was simply not funny :p
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SgtAssCheeks
| 21
your comment was simply not funny *sticks out tongue*
wurt.
wurt.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Isn't it funny when someone gets downvoted after saying something, s/he ALWAYS gets defensive because absolutely no one in the entire FML community has a sense of humor? It's neeeeever because the one commenter simply wasn't funny.
Maybe the problem isn't with the world; maybe it's just you.
Maybe the problem isn't with the world; maybe it's just you.
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xThatOneWeirdGuy
| 18
@#67
Agreed.
Agreed.
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Enslaved
| 36
To be honest, the thumbs can sometimes go either way. It all depends on who the audience is at the moment. Some just mindlessly join the masses.
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MichellinMan
| 20
Alright, his comment wasn't funny. Stop beating the dead horse.
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184886837272837
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Your kids are awesome
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Cadillac4427
| 8
#4 please tell me you memorized your screenname just in you accidentally log out........:)
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Ki11erC
| 18
If by awesome you mean traumatised then I completely agree.
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johobus28
| 26
At least they're willing to go down fighting
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dawood_k
| 27
Did you have a monster in you
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
A one-eyed monster...
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WR4
| 10
A Cyclops?
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JohnTheLad
| 13
Shield your eyes children! The wee monster has migrated from under the bed, to under the covers!!!!
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sexysaltshaker
| 11
Always best to get a lock ;)
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countryrose92
| 23
Always best for a quickie to be a quickie... "15 minutes in" is not a quickie.
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CatchMe25
| 16
I'm sorry that you think that.
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raspberryboo
| 10
haha i get it ;)
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thrAsHeRr9081
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15 minutes is definitely a quickie... I feel sorry for you lol
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KVKdragon
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You should use a white noise app on full volume to block out other loud sounds. Friendly advice ;)
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soulebelius
| 17
"15 minutes in?"
I thought this was supposed to be a quickie. Next time bite a pillow.
I thought this was supposed to be a quickie. Next time bite a pillow.
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challan
| 19
I was thinking exactly the same thing. What's normal, marathon sex?
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swick25
| 22
Glad I am not the only one who was thinking this. Damn 15 minutes into a Quickie....... I envy you my dear!!!!! Also your kids are awesome, hopefully they didn't see anything they weren't supposed to!!!!!
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MrDespicable
| 4
I do not understand the fuzz, 15 minutes sounds like a quickie to me. Assuming climax was nearing. What is the time you assume with a quickie? Like 2 minutes? But I do agree scream into a pillow or something.
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drummerp64
| 16
Which only makes you wonder how long it is normally.
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tiarnatargaryen
| 23
I suppose it depends if it means 15 minutes of actual sex, or 15 minutes including foreplay etc
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KorinoTsubasa23
| 9
Hey, for me 15 minutes *is* a quickie. Haha!
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raspberryboo
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its all in how you view a quicky and i think its sfe to say its different for every one
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soulebelius
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87, foreplay is not included in quickies. Like if you were having sex in an office, you wouldn't be kissing the hand, nuzzling the neck, sucking on nipples and all that jazz or else you would deserve to get caught! Get in and get out..
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raytyler26
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It's okay kids, mommy and daddy are just play fighting on the bed.