By anon - 13/01/2014 01:53 - United States - Bullhead City

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Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML
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Pleonasm 35
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"Look, it's hidden in Mommy's dungeon! Quick, get it!"

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thestrangedude 10
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At least they didn't call the police first

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thestrangedude 10
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At least they didn't call the police first

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Pleonasm 35
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"Look, it's hidden in Mommy's dungeon! Quick, get it!"

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That_Ginger 18
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That mustache in your picture enhances the innuendo in your comment.

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ThatOneDrummer 8
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... Said Pleonasm before being taken away to prison!

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JMichael 25

Did you yell "it's your dad! Get him, quick!"

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dilssaaa 6
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Don't you think it would be kinda weird to attack your dad while he is naked?

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BMTHsuperfan 18
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not to mention the fact that hes probably still inside their mom..

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JMichael 25

Damn you people have no sense of humor

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shaytards_fml 9
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your comment was simply not funny :p

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SgtAssCheeks 21
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your comment was simply not funny *sticks out tongue* wurt.

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laden_swallow09 34
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Isn't it funny when someone gets downvoted after saying something, s/he ALWAYS gets defensive because absolutely no one in the entire FML community has a sense of humor? It's neeeeever because the one commenter simply wasn't funny. Maybe the problem isn't with the world; maybe it's just you.

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Enslaved 36
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To be honest, the thumbs can sometimes go either way. It all depends on who the audience is at the moment. Some just mindlessly join the masses.

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MichellinMan 20

Alright, his comment wasn't funny. Stop beating the dead horse.

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184886837272837 32
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Your kids are awesome

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Cadillac4427 8

#4 please tell me you memorized your screenname just in you accidentally log out........:)

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Ki11erC 18
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If by awesome you mean traumatised then I completely agree.

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johobus28 26
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At least they're willing to go down fighting

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dawood_k 27
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Did you have a monster in you

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

A one-eyed monster...

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WR4 10
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A Cyclops?

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JohnTheLad 13
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Shield your eyes children! The wee monster has migrated from under the bed, to under the covers!!!!

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sexysaltshaker 11
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Always best to get a lock ;)

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countryrose92 23

Always best for a quickie to be a quickie... "15 minutes in" is not a quickie.

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CatchMe25 16
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I'm sorry that you think that.

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raspberryboo 10

haha i get it ;)

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

15 minutes is definitely a quickie... I feel sorry for you lol

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KVKdragon 26

You should use a white noise app on full volume to block out other loud sounds. Friendly advice ;)

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soulebelius 17
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"15 minutes in?" I thought this was supposed to be a quickie. Next time bite a pillow.

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challan 19

I was thinking exactly the same thing. What's normal, marathon sex?

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swick25 22
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Glad I am not the only one who was thinking this. Damn 15 minutes into a Quickie....... I envy you my dear!!!!! Also your kids are awesome, hopefully they didn't see anything they weren't supposed to!!!!!

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MrDespicable 4
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I do not understand the fuzz, 15 minutes sounds like a quickie to me. Assuming climax was nearing. What is the time you assume with a quickie? Like 2 minutes? But I do agree scream into a pillow or something.

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drummerp64 16
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Which only makes you wonder how long it is normally.

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tiarnatargaryen 23
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I suppose it depends if it means 15 minutes of actual sex, or 15 minutes including foreplay etc

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KorinoTsubasa23 9
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Hey, for me 15 minutes *is* a quickie. Haha!

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raspberryboo 10

its all in how you view a quicky and i think its sfe to say its different for every one

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soulebelius 17
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87, foreplay is not included in quickies. Like if you were having sex in an office, you wouldn't be kissing the hand, nuzzling the neck, sucking on nipples and all that jazz or else you would deserve to get caught! Get in and get out..

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raytyler26 16

It's okay kids, mommy and daddy are just play fighting on the bed.

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