FML : Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not...

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Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon - / Monday 13 January 2014 01:53 / United States - Bullhead City

Intimacy

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5826199 - Monday 13 January 2014 05:35

"Look, it's hidden in Mommy's dungeon! Quick, get it!"

By thestrangedude | 10

#5826198 - Monday 13 January 2014 05:35

At least they didn't call the police first

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By thestrangedude | 10

#5826198 - Monday 13 January 2014 05:35

At least they didn't call the police first

By Pleonasm | 31

#5826199 - Monday 13 January 2014 05:35

"Look, it's hidden in Mommy's dungeon! Quick, get it!"

That_Ginger | 18

#5826299 - Monday 13 January 2014 06:49

That mustache in your picture enhances the innuendo in your comment.

ThatOneDrummer | 8

#5826334 - Monday 13 January 2014 07:37

... Said Pleonasm before being taken away to prison!

By JMichael | 25

#5826200 - Monday 13 January 2014 05:36

Did you yell "it's your dad! Get him, quick!"

dilssaaa | 6

#5826294 - Monday 13 January 2014 06:44

Don't you think it would be kinda weird to attack your dad while he is naked?

BMTHsuperfan | 18

#5826309 - Monday 13 January 2014 07:08

not to mention the fact that hes probably still inside their mom..

JMichael | 25

#5826346 - Monday 13 January 2014 07:54

Damn you people have no sense of humor

shaytards_fml | 9

#5826356 - Monday 13 January 2014 08:06

your comment was simply not funny :p

SgtAssCheeks | 21

#5826366 - Monday 13 January 2014 08:17

your comment was simply not funny *sticks out tongue* wurt.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#5826368 - Monday 13 January 2014 08:20

Isn't it funny when someone gets downvoted after saying something, s/he ALWAYS gets defensive because absolutely no one in the entire FML community has a sense of humor? It's neeeeever because the one commenter simply wasn't funny. Maybe the problem isn't with the world; maybe it's just you.

xThatOneWeirdGuy | 18

#5826395 - Monday 13 January 2014 09:09

@#67 Agreed.

Enslaved | 36

#5826407 - Monday 13 January 2014 09:14

To be honest, the thumbs can sometimes go either way. It all depends on who the audience is at the moment. Some just mindlessly join the masses.

MichellinMan | 20

#5826811 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 04:17

Alright, his comment wasn't funny. Stop beating the dead horse.

By 184886837272837 | 31

#5826201 - Monday 13 January 2014 05:37

Your kids are awesome

Cadillac4427 | 8

#5827118 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 03:34

#4 please tell me you memorized your screenname just in you accidentally log out........:)

Ki11erC | 18

#5830235 - Friday 17 January 2014 09:55

If by awesome you mean traumatised then I completely agree.

johobus28 | 26

#6057030 - Friday 5 September 2014 07:36

At least they're willing to go down fighting

By dawood_k | 25

#5826207 - Monday 13 January 2014 05:39

Did you have a monster in you

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#5826621 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 12:43

A one-eyed monster...

WR4 | 10

#5826888 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 06:14

A Cyclops?

By JohnTheLad | 13

#5826208 - Monday 13 January 2014 05:39

Shield your eyes children! The wee monster has migrated from under the bed, to under the covers!!!!

By sexysaltshaker | 11

#5826210 - Monday 13 January 2014 05:39

Always best to get a lock ;)

countryrose92 | 23

#5826369 - Monday 13 January 2014 08:21

Always best for a quickie to be a quickie... "15 minutes in" is not a quickie.

CatchMe25 | 16

#5826727 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 02:12

I'm sorry that you think that.

raspberryboo | 10

#5826797 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 03:55

haha i get it ;)

thrAsHeRr9081 | 16

#5827086 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 02:22

15 minutes is definitely a quickie... I feel sorry for you lol

By KVKdragon | 26

#5826213 - Monday 13 January 2014 05:40

You should use a white noise app on full volume to block out other loud sounds. Friendly advice ;)

By soulebelius | 17

#5826214 - Monday 13 January 2014 05:40

"15 minutes in?" I thought this was supposed to be a quickie. Next time bite a pillow.

challan | 19

#5826300 - Monday 13 January 2014 06:51

I was thinking exactly the same thing. What's normal, marathon sex?

swick25 | 22

#5826321 - Monday 13 January 2014 07:23

Glad I am not the only one who was thinking this. Damn 15 minutes into a Quickie....... I envy you my dear!!!!! Also your kids are awesome, hopefully they didn't see anything they weren't supposed to!!!!!

MrDespicable | 4

#5826385 - Monday 13 January 2014 08:50

I do not understand the fuzz, 15 minutes sounds like a quickie to me. Assuming climax was nearing. What is the time you assume with a quickie? Like 2 minutes? But I do agree scream into a pillow or something.

drummerp64 | 16

#5826485 - Monday 13 January 2014 09:56

Which only makes you wonder how long it is normally.

tiarnatargaryen | 23

#5826496 - Monday 13 January 2014 10:09

I suppose it depends if it means 15 minutes of actual sex, or 15 minutes including foreplay etc

KorinoTsubasa23 | 8

#5826532 - Monday 13 January 2014 10:50

Hey, for me 15 minutes *is* a quickie. Haha!

raspberryboo | 10

#5826801 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 03:58

its all in how you view a quicky and i think its sfe to say its different for every one

soulebelius | 17

#5827274 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 08:29

87, foreplay is not included in quickies. Like if you were having sex in an office, you wouldn't be kissing the hand, nuzzling the neck, sucking on nipples and all that jazz or else you would deserve to get caught! Get in and get out..