FML : Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not...

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Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon - / Monday 13 January 2014 01:53 / United States - Bullhead City

Intimacy

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5826199 - Monday 13 January 2014 17:35

"Look, it's hidden in Mommy's dungeon! Quick, get it!"

By thestrangedude | 10

#5826198 - Monday 13 January 2014 17:35

At least they didn't call the police first

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By thestrangedude | 10

#5826198 - Monday 13 January 2014 17:35

At least they didn't call the police first

By Pleonasm | 31

#5826199 - Monday 13 January 2014 17:35

"Look, it's hidden in Mommy's dungeon! Quick, get it!"

That_Ginger | 18

#5826299 - Monday 13 January 2014 18:49

That mustache in your picture enhances the innuendo in your comment.

ThatOneDrummer | 8

#5826334 - Monday 13 January 2014 19:37

... Said Pleonasm before being taken away to prison!

By JMichael | 25

#5826200 - Monday 13 January 2014 17:36

Did you yell "it's your dad! Get him, quick!"

dilssaaa | 6

#5826294 - Monday 13 January 2014 18:44

Don't you think it would be kinda weird to attack your dad while he is naked?

BMTHsuperfan | 18

#5826309 - Monday 13 January 2014 19:08

not to mention the fact that hes probably still inside their mom..

JMichael | 25

#5826346 - Monday 13 January 2014 19:54

Damn you people have no sense of humor

shaytards_fml | 9

#5826356 - Monday 13 January 2014 20:06

your comment was simply not funny :p

SgtAssCheeks | 21

#5826366 - Monday 13 January 2014 20:17

your comment was simply not funny *sticks out tongue*

wurt.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#5826368 - Monday 13 January 2014 20:20

Isn't it funny when someone gets downvoted after saying something, s/he ALWAYS gets defensive because absolutely no one in the entire FML community has a sense of humor? It's neeeeever because the one commenter simply wasn't funny.

Maybe the problem isn't with the world; maybe it's just you.

xThatOneWeirdGuy | 18

#5826395 - Monday 13 January 2014 21:09

@#67

Agreed.

Enslaved | 36

#5826407 - Monday 13 January 2014 21:14

To be honest, the thumbs can sometimes go either way. It all depends on who the audience is at the moment. Some just mindlessly join the masses.

MichellinMan | 20

#5826811 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 4:17

Alright, his comment wasn't funny. Stop beating the dead horse.

By 184886837272837 | 32

#5826201 - Monday 13 January 2014 17:37

Your kids are awesome

Cadillac4427 | 8

#5827118 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 15:34

#4 please tell me you memorized your screenname just in you accidentally log out........:)

Ki11erC | 18

#5830235 - Friday 17 January 2014 21:55

If by awesome you mean traumatised then I completely agree.

johobus28 | 26

#6057030 - Friday 5 September 2014 7:36

At least they're willing to go down fighting

By dawood_k | 27

#5826207 - Monday 13 January 2014 17:39

Did you have a monster in you

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#5826621 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 0:43

A one-eyed monster...

WR4 | 10

#5826888 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 6:14

A Cyclops?

By JohnTheLad | 13

#5826208 - Monday 13 January 2014 17:39

Shield your eyes children! The wee monster has migrated from under the bed, to under the covers!!!!

By sexysaltshaker | 11

#5826210 - Monday 13 January 2014 17:39

Always best to get a lock ;)

countryrose92 | 23

#5826369 - Monday 13 January 2014 20:21

Always best for a quickie to be a quickie... "15 minutes in" is not a quickie.

CatchMe25 | 16

#5826727 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 2:12

I'm sorry that you think that.

raspberryboo | 10

#5826797 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 3:55

haha i get it ;)

thrAsHeRr9081 | 16

#5827086 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 14:22

15 minutes is definitely a quickie... I feel sorry for you lol

By KVKdragon | 26

#5826213 - Monday 13 January 2014 17:40

You should use a white noise app on full volume to block out other loud sounds. Friendly advice ;)

By soulebelius | 17

#5826214 - Monday 13 January 2014 17:40

"15 minutes in?"
I thought this was supposed to be a quickie. Next time bite a pillow.

challan | 19

#5826300 - Monday 13 January 2014 18:51

I was thinking exactly the same thing. What's normal, marathon sex?

swick25 | 22

#5826321 - Monday 13 January 2014 19:23

Glad I am not the only one who was thinking this. Damn 15 minutes into a Quickie....... I envy you my dear!!!!! Also your kids are awesome, hopefully they didn't see anything they weren't supposed to!!!!!

MrDespicable | 4

#5826385 - Monday 13 January 2014 20:50

I do not understand the fuzz, 15 minutes sounds like a quickie to me. Assuming climax was nearing. What is the time you assume with a quickie? Like 2 minutes? But I do agree scream into a pillow or something.

drummerp64 | 16

#5826485 - Monday 13 January 2014 21:56

Which only makes you wonder how long it is normally.

tiarnatargaryen | 23

#5826496 - Monday 13 January 2014 22:09

I suppose it depends if it means 15 minutes of actual sex, or 15 minutes including foreplay etc

KorinoTsubasa23 | 8

#5826532 - Monday 13 January 2014 22:50

Hey, for me 15 minutes *is* a quickie. Haha!

raspberryboo | 10

#5826801 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 3:58

its all in how you view a quicky and i think its sfe to say its different for every one

soulebelius | 17

#5827274 - Tuesday 14 January 2014 20:29

87, foreplay is not included in quickies. Like if you were having sex in an office, you wouldn't be kissing the hand, nuzzling the neck, sucking on nipples and all that jazz or else you would deserve to get caught! Get in and get out..