By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
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bleijar 4

Wow that's just immature. Sorry about it op

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perdix 29

Ask your neighbors, "Did you semen cum into my house?"

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caohm 18

definitely one of my favorite comments on fml now lol don't judge me!

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perdix 29

#35, I do judge you, but it's all to the good! :D

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TheLittleBear 19

When you call your insurance company to make a claim do make sure you use the phrase "spunking cocks".

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ZmanXD 7

Sorry about your house. But if I was a robber I would probably do that to xD

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shanannygians07 28

if they didnt take much, what did they take? Your *****?

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ffrostay 5

I knew you were from the uk...spunking.

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Isa_fml 20

The hell? Assholes. At least it should be easy enough to fix the walls. Don't know about the furniture though. Good luck, I hope you get it sorted out.

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