Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
Penhold, Canada
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
Aaron
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
WTFwhywouldyoudothat
United Kingdom
Put it all back
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Top comments
OnlyAvailableID 28
Gasp! Not the cake! Matey, be glad they didn't take money or a TV. Or should you get those things so the robbers won't judge you?
allmidnighteyes 11
it's a good thing the cake is a lie.
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Comments (130)
kamadiba 0
I bet who ever took it was high
FYLDeep 26
No, you had something that was good enough to steal... Otherwise they wouldn't have taken anything. Now you don't have anything good enough to steal. And you don't even have your cake to drown your sorrows in.
perdix 31
Cake is a thing.
FYLDeep 26
Inb4 perdix. Although #9 beat us both.
jackiez333 6
No, the cake is a lie.
wDeemish 0
They stole my cake my life is over !!! <.<
Jesta05 0
today someone broke into my house. they didn't take anything valuable, just a cake I had in the fridge. fml
ImaginaryFoe 1
Is this supposed to be a grammar correction of the original post?
CreateZ 0
An awful grammar correction at that...
phapho88 0
im with 15-kamadiba on that one thats definetly the work of a stonner haha
BloodyHeel 8
Those damn stonners.
The2Banned2One 0
The cake is a lie.
Anthil 0
Or maybe a friend wanted to be mean and steal your pie from the window so they just took the cake with the key under your "fake rock". I doubt you have nothing in your house worth at least a hundred bucks, it probably wasn't a robber. And YDI for not having an alarm or anything and or letting it be so easy :0.
Glenn_Coco 0
It's a cake not a pie! Get it right! lol
legosrock 0
Well that just takes the cake.
Jonkbaby 23
haha
l2spellbud 0
Noobs these days, taking the cake without taking the beer. I'll have a chat with this fellow about how he failed his job. (I would of taken the cake too, I hate walking in and smelling something delicious without taking some of it)