Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Sarah
Penhold, Canada
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML
racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
Aaron
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
WTFwhywouldyoudothat
United Kingdom
Put it all back
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Top comments
OnlyAvailableID 28
Gasp! Not the cake! Matey, be glad they didn't take money or a TV. Or should you get those things so the robbers won't judge you?
allmidnighteyes 11
it's a good thing the cake is a lie.
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Comments (130)
MasterOfTheXP 2
they stole your lie?
imhowie 2
I think this is a good thing...
i8thelastcookeii 0
or maybe the thief was A fat ass
reagancrownover 0
******* awesome
Dani3264 0
well if your cake happens to be red velvet then that explains it
blondie1804 0
that's kind of a good thing, that thats all they stole. not really an fml. unless it was cheesecake... ;P
twi4eva789 0
stop whinning! you should be thankful that it's only a cake! and besides maybe that's all they wanted in the first place it could have been a hungry hobo looking for food!
kekeshayeshaye 4
wow. u complain about that??? make a new one. they coulda stolen ur tv or something worth more than $200. u lost about $3.50. settle down.
Psychotic_Snail 0
the cake isnt a lie.
qtips402 7
at least they didnt steal the companion cube
Sazzers 0
Must have been one he'll of a cake to be the only thing stolen!