Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML
Today, I'm having a difficult time in the bedroom. I'm 59 and the 40 year-old hot blonde I'm seeing is so tight, she squeezes me out almost every time she "gets hers." It sucks having to practically start over countless times before I can finish. FML
Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
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hotdogcore 9
Unless you have a very good relationship with your gyno, I'd say that it was pretty unprofessional of them to make a comment like that.
strandy 2
I'm pretty sure you could get by without a boyfriend...
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Comments (181)
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
wow
deuces1983 0
tight is right ma
the8888 0
it's not that hard to get laid you know, you could have the doctor fix it for u there and then...
oliver86 8
why did I get moderated?
elmorous 0
I think it seemed better when it was mixed with rum. Now ... not so much. FML
Jiara_fml 0
Wow really inapropiate. Hope you change ur gyno.
236ed 0
are u sexy?
mikalb 0
agreed 11
EulessMeangirls 0
Liar. Do u mean she lost all her tools in your snatch?
TjL_fml 0
there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. be proud that your not a ****.