Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML
Today, I'm having a difficult time in the bedroom. I'm 59 and the 40 year-old hot blonde I'm seeing is so tight, she squeezes me out almost every time she "gets hers." It sucks having to practically start over countless times before I can finish. FML
Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
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Top comments
hotdogcore 9
Unless you have a very good relationship with your gyno, I'd say that it was pretty unprofessional of them to make a comment like that.
strandy 2
I'm pretty sure you could get by without a boyfriend...
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Comments (181)
tasha32 0
aw it's not that bad.
valri3 0
True. But this whole society we live is basically run by the need for sex now.
Fici 0
very true
iliketurdles 7
well that must suck.. not that you would know anything about that, probably why you dont have a boyfriend.
missvee98324 0
win
Melaniee_fml 0
name win.
EightInchNails 9
^Creeper.
EightInchNails 9
Excuse me. This is, indeed, for # 1, 6, 15...
TheFlyingLampie 4
LMAO
EightInchNails 9
Speak of the devil, eh, I mean creeper. lol
TheFlyingLampie 4
Since when did posting a joke make you a creep???
EightInchNails 9
Sir, need I remind you of the restraining order I now bear in thy hands.
TheFlyingLampie 4
if you only have it in your hands now...... then how could you be reminding me???? ha ha, FAIL
EightInchNails 9
My dear, gentle creeper whom I have met over the internal web, you are correct in you regarding your very own statement; you DO fail!
penfoldsman 0
ouch....u need to get out more, and put out more lol
mustardcat 1
damn girl gimme a call lol
BelleElle_fml 5
Don't be so uptight "Miss Cranky Pants" and you'll get some.
Antoineito 0
*****, girls bestfriend. I'm not trying to give you ideas or anything...
RebelHeart7 0
I'm buying one this week after long time thinking about it. At least I can throw it away when I'm done and it won't bother me
Antoineito 0
Honestly I dont see a problem in finding a girl owning a ***** lol whats so bad about it anyways:P?
grabblebyk 1
you should have just said you were half asian
grabblebyk 1
NUH-UH! fat people are all loose and flappy.
TinyDude 10
Dun be sad ;D