Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
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Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML
Today, I'm having a difficult time in the bedroom. I'm 59 and the 40 year-old hot blonde I'm seeing is so tight, she squeezes me out almost every time she "gets hers." It sucks having to practically start over countless times before I can finish. FML
Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
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hotdogcore 9
Unless you have a very good relationship with your gyno, I'd say that it was pretty unprofessional of them to make a comment like that.
strandy 2
I'm pretty sure you could get by without a boyfriend...
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Comments (181)
aarontheawesome 0
Men's List of Morals and Standards: 1) No fatties 2) No butterfaces (unless a brown paper bag and/or alcohol is present) The word '****' cannot apply to a male, even if he deviates from these standards due to the Zen Master rule. Zen Master say, "Key that open many lock is Master Key! Lock opened by many key is shitty lock."
Bigkey 0
damn girl ,hit me up!!!
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
that sucks... u no I hav a friend that u might like…
zxpr0jk 0
Having sex with someone you aren't in a relationship doesn't make you a ****. Having sex with several people you aren't in a relationship with does. YDI for not having at least a ****-buddy or friend with benefits.
killzonev2 0
64- go **** yourself you arent funny
ChiefLancaster 0
So,, Whats you phone number, id take care of that problem for ya honey... There might be a whistle when you walked through the mall after wards,, but it wont be tight anymore....
Just_Do_it_fml 0
thats crzy
erios0293 0
come to Puerto Rico ask for Edwin he'll do the job ;)
harlan71 0
i am available
lmngrl889 14
girl that's not an FML... that's a blessing!