Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML
Today, I'm having a difficult time in the bedroom. I'm 59 and the 40 year-old hot blonde I'm seeing is so tight, she squeezes me out almost every time she "gets hers." It sucks having to practically start over countless times before I can finish. FML
Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
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Top comments
hotdogcore 9
Unless you have a very good relationship with your gyno, I'd say that it was pretty unprofessional of them to make a comment like that.
strandy 2
I'm pretty sure you could get by without a boyfriend...
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Comments (181)
SwiftKick2DA 0
you know theirs always toys & tools for prep. you gota work that shit out b4 you take it out in the town! and a yr.+? you just got put more effort into it yo
generalfubar 0
I don't know what to say. Maybe you should visit the local pub right before closing time, guaranteed to get some then.
elmorous 0
I, personally, think that's sexy.
dudeitsdanny 10
If a girl is tight when you try to have sex with her, chances are she doesn't really want you in. The ****** stretches more easily when the girl is aroused and relax. So.. You must find it sexy when a girl doesn't want to have sex with you and finds you repulsive enough to tighten up more?
Jizwold 0
oh hell ya dude there's nothing better than a good ol' rape
elmorous 0
109 - Don't presume your experience raping women is relevant to anything outside your cartoon world. There is a vaginal exercise women can do. The exercise is nicknamed "The K's". My wife is so strong there, it feels like she could break my fingers.
dudeitsdanny 10
But there's a difference between that tightness, and OP's tightness, which prevents a doctor from examining her.
saladgirl123 0
at least she didnt say damn girl you need to cut back your so damn loose nothing wrong with not being easy.
dlangel 2
lol I was about to say! nothing wrong about not having sex with everyone- i can't believe the obgyn said that, esp given how many herpes infections she probably sees. if u wanted to have sex, are married and just not getting laid, etc then fyl, but if u made choices not to have sex based on appropriate partners then good for you. nothing wrong with that.
hiloman500 0
what some help with that tightness? no, but really, **********? *****?
hiloman500 0
*want
dirtbiker219 0
haha kid your like 12?
wrestler133 0
erm... you look about the same age there chief.
CallMeHush 1
Don't worry, it is like a new baseball glove, someone will love breaking it in.
smallsmerry 0
Can I borrow it
RebelHeart7 0
I have sex yesterday for the first time in like 4 months, and I was tight too. it embaraces me so much in front of the boy I am with
Hisbabyforever 0
hahaha... at least she has a sense of humor ;-) :-D
FLCL4711Fox 0
fyl. but not the lucky bastard who gets on those pants next.