Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
Today, when I was at the gynecologist my dr told me that I was really tense and the exam would be impossible if I didnt relax. So I started thinking about my boyfriend to relax and my mind went back to our last sex session. I started getting wet. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML
Today, I'm having a difficult time in the bedroom. I'm 59 and the 40 year-old hot blonde I'm seeing is so tight, she squeezes me out almost every time she "gets hers." It sucks having to practically start over countless times before I can finish. FML
Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML
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Top comments
hotdogcore 9
Unless you have a very good relationship with your gyno, I'd say that it was pretty unprofessional of them to make a comment like that.
strandy 2
I'm pretty sure you could get by without a boyfriend...
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Comments (181)
tangear 1
Tightness has nothing to do with the amount of sex you have. If you don't know that, you're not ready to have sex. The ignorance.
purple91 8
Very true. I'm surprised the doctor didn't mention that. Smaller females have smaller vaginas and larger females have larger vaginas. It makes sense right?
klutzycleo 5
Not true, #134. It's commonly thought so, but not true at all
crazyaces89 7
that's rather awkward...sorry op
neuroticallyours 0
It's not so bad OP, sex and love aren't the be all end all in life and besides, not having either cuts down on drama! Also just because someone is single and not having sex doesn't mean they're fat and/or ugly, I haven't had sex let alone a date in two years and I don't think I'm that ugly... could be wrong though
dudeitsdanny 10
Eh, you a'ight. Just kidding, maybe you're gorgeous. I don't wanna see your page and I'm mobile ;P
EvilDave 13
Yeah, according to your profile, you are 18. Come talk to us when you are in your mid to late 20s and you have time and desire to date but haven't had one in a year or three.
Honesty4U 0
That's extremely in appropriate. Doctors aren't supposed to say things like that. your gyno needs to be reported to the medical board.
EvilDave 13
Yes, doctors are supposed to treat their patients like friends. They are supposed to be coldly professions with everyone at all times.
dynky 3
well that's pretty unprofessional..
lori_lovee 0
I have that problem/: but, I have a boyfriend and I am sexually active, but, my boyfriend always has to stop using his hands because it "hurts his hand" /: but, for him...there's NO satisfaction problem during sex....for me!, thanks to my inability to get any bigger...it passes too quick/:
ldiotic 0
get a dog .
katie72 6
what is that supposed to mean? :/
kisseshugsdrugs 5
better than being too loose!
EvilDave 13
OP, is it that you are stuck up and shallow, that you treat all men with contempt, that you are uglier than a shaved monkey, or fatter than a hippo? Or, is it some combination of the above?
JokeMeister 0
He'll vibrate a little more. heh heh