Well, he was intoxicated.. But I don't think he was dying if he was capable of groping OP's chest. Which is pretty bad in my opinion.

#8 its horrible, I'm a guy but it I was a girl and some drunk creep groped me, I'd probably smack a bitch!

I would. Does that make me a bad person?

You should have reached down to check the pulse in the femoral artery and gave him the thrill of his life by crushing his private parts.

If he wasn't an elderly man, I definitely would've decked him in the face, regardless of his level of intoxication.

I actually take that back. No one would "grope my boobs" regardless of age. Definitely would've punched him.

Why are we cracking down on funny comments? Has the site turned to asses?

right?? nobody can take a joke on here

yeah his comment was pretty funny, to me anyways.

I love it XD too good, he's 83, and drunk off his ass, he doesn't give a fuck anymore

He might like it, though.

Bad idea miss. He will enjoy it for sure.

If she has a bony butt, maybe, otherwise he'd just grope that too.

Actually, he can lose his freedom. Drunk or not, old or not, it's sexual assault. You go to jail for that.

#12: He's 83. You can't even terrorize a person of this age with a life sentence, since he's already on death row for the crime of being alive a long time. The looming shadow of death tends to put things into perspective.

thsts not a life senctence, its like a five month sentence if that.

"Going to jail? Who cares, I'm dying in a year anyways."

He's probably thinking he better have one last feel before he hobbles off into the light.

I hate how some elderly people think they can do whatever they want and everyone just kind of accepts it. What bullshit! I don't give a shit if you're going to die soon. Does that mean you should spend your last days being a cunt?

I wonder if grabbing junk feels as good to girls as grabbing boobs feels to guys?

That's a tad bit violent, don't you think?

Perverts should get what they deserve regardless of their ages

Wouldn't it be more practical to rip his hand off? Hell, at 83, his junk probably isn't very functional without "help" anyway lol

Hahaha good point mate

So being that this man is 83 fucking years old He is much more fragile to any injury than the young Beating the shit out of him, or ripping his dick off in your form Would have a much higher chance of killing him So if you were to go about beating him up and he turns up dead Old or not you just committed murder so now this man is dead and you are the one serving a life sentence because he touched some tits Cruel man just cruel

He's 83 tbh it'll probably kill him.

...There is a button for that.