Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
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Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks's odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML
Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML
Cultural imperialism
Today, my new boyfriend said I’m only allowed three male friends, and their names are, “the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” When I told him he was quoting Will Ferrell, I realized he was born in Croatia and doesn’t know who that is. FML
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
Stop right now!
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Gonna need that channel name
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
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GYLF 0
It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.
skeleton_skinner 0
Ok... Will is amazing
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biobunny 0
Today, I am a girl who is a PhD student and my aim in life is to own every Will Ferrel movie. Yay My Life :D Brick my sweet Brick! I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed! No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
ImaginaryFoe 1
So what? And what does his degree have to do with his taste in movies? How does this affect you in any way? I don't understand why it's a life goal; just go to the store and buy them if you want them. It's not really a challenge.
airforce987 20
he should own every will ferrel movie by now if he's serious about it, which I assume he is because he calls it his life goal. now, there are about maybe 30 movies with him AT THE MOST. go on imdb, look at his acting history, and go buy each movie for $3.00 from half.com. delivery in 1-14 days. it's that simple. if he hasn't dome that by now, then he is a loser and dump his ass
perdix 31
Hopefully, he can complete this lofty mission before he wastes time on his thesis. His thesis committee will certainly be more impressed that he possesses the complete works of an American icon than by his banal, hackneyed ramblings about some arcane academic topic. My suggestion is that at his defense, he should answer all questions with quotes from "Elf," "Old School," "Anchorman," and "Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby." He'll be granted his degree instantly and they'll probably offer him a tenured professorship then and there. Smart man you've got there!
unpossible 26
No, no, no. He only needs to walk into his dissertation with one quote prepared. "I am very important. I have many leather-bound books. I don't know how to put this, but i am kind of a big deal. People know me and my apartment smells of rich mahogany" equals instant PhD.
perdix 31
I didn't forget "Anchorman." Look again ;) I didn't like "Blades of Glory" and I missed "Stepbrothers."
purplemnm 9
blades of glory was epic and stepbrothers...I was gonna see it but my grandmother is a control freak and was like "it's rated R!!!!" so I never saw it either but I heard it's good...
youthink_fml 0
I don't question his taste in comedy. I do however question his taste in girlfriends. This is not an FML and you're a self-centered moron for thinking it is.
iltby 3
And the problem is...?
sublimaze 6
I'm sure he was humoring you, but even if he was sincere, why would it matter that he has a phd? sounds like he's pretty laid back, unlike yourself. your post tells me you're the type that wouldn't give someone the time of day unless they had alphabet soup behind their name
kylehogg 0
will ferrel is tuff you should have to see his movies by law
purplemnm 9
my goal is to own every Kevin Bacon movie ever made...is that wrong??? there's alot btw D;
emo_fail_child 0
damn bitch stop hateing will gosh