By Anonymous - 05/01/2018 19:00

Today, I got my period during my dance solo. My costume was white. FML
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Glowworm56 26

Is it quite possible that you're playing the role of Princess Odette from Swan Lake and you can pass it off as your death scene?

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exileonmainst 16

Writing an fml about it, isn’t that a bit of an ovaryreaction?

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Glowworm56 26

Is it quite possible that you're playing the role of Princess Odette from Swan Lake and you can pass it off as your death scene?

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StarkWolf_fml 23

when the ovum first descends tis expelled and is expelled with the uterine lining and the flow and the menstrual flow begins out the ****** out the ****** it all comes sliding no, no you're not alone cause everybody bleeds from time to time, so let it flow, friendship fall apart, and leave a shameful stain on the white pants of your heart

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Dave_Davington 33

Fun fact: This situation is very similar to that which led to the design of the Japanese flag.

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raven_of_azarath 34

Used to dance, and this was always a fear of mine. I’m so sorry this happened to you.

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Uh_Oh_Spaghettio 6

Used to dance competitively, this did happen to me as well. However, my costume was pink, and thank goodness I didn't bleed through. Sorry this happened to you OP, it's the worst!

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Hellblazer_Sith 25

Always carry a spare towel or tampon just in case. Mine are sneaky as I cannot time them however early warning signs like boobs hurting and pain mean I know within the week I’ll start. But definitely FYL.

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AcieMcG 21

I feel your pain, my first period was Halloween and I was Cleopatra :/

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worldclassrager 39

There really can’t be anything worse than this...how does she deserve this?

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