J-Ro
United States
Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Economess
United States
Oddly specific
Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks's odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML
nothesisforme
France
Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML
Anonymous
Cultural imperialism
Today, my new boyfriend said I’m only allowed three male friends, and their names are, “the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” When I told him he was quoting Will Ferrell, I realized he was born in Croatia and doesn’t know who that is. FML
Cyberdeeder
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
drugdealersgf
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
Anonymous
Grays, United Kingdom
Stop right now!
Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML
Bnewlove
Surrey, Canada
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
alyssac11
United States
Gonna need that channel name
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
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GYLF 0
It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.
skeleton_skinner 0
Ok... Will is amazing
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Eddie_Paints 0
Hey Will's got some great philosophy, listen to the wise one!
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
At least he has good taste; Will Ferrel is the best! If you are the type that "doesn't get" Will Ferrell and would rather watch shitty MTV reality shows, then F his life...
T_X_P 2
The only thing FML-worthy about this is that he's so damn poor that having $50 to spend is one of his goals in life.
jayjaysmokerson 0
idk Will has been in a butt load of movies... might be more like 150. but still yeah... sad.
bfffness 0
SO? his Ph.D isn't good enough, he can't have fun? is he ur bitch or what?
rauj13 0
Congratulations.
ElMundio87 0
You should dump him, he can do so much better than you OP
jmeg_fml 0
ydi for thinking that phds = actual smarts and also for thinking that will ferrell movies are not worth the time
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
Let me guess #24, you're one of those people who desperately tries to say that those with degrees are only "book smart" but have no "street smarts" and are actually morons in real life. Sorry but someone with a PhD is smarter than an arrogant 35 year old working at Burger King who thinks that knowing which bus route to take makes him a genius.
fisheatsbear 6
I agree with 31
idkweird 0
Agreed with 31, also, I'd like to add that my genius friend who is working on his phd is also a bartender at the Playboy Mansion. So, I like to think that he not only has the booksmarts, but he's also got some great "street smarts" as well, lol.
null_fml 11
I can't stand Will Ferrell either, but lighten the **** up and let him do what he wants. As long as he doesn't force you to watch them all, you've got no room to complain.
pandemic_fml 0
I also hate Will. = I can see how other people would find him funny, but I just think he acts like an idiot. Soooo, yeah. I wouldn't care if my significant other had all the movies, just as long as I didn't have to watch them.
paramedix 0
you suck. will sucks too. he is just bad!!!!!!!!! awwwwwwfullllll
saviisneat 0
how is this an fml? just because he went to school and has a phd he can't own will ferrell movies? I love will ferrell. if I knew you I would **** punt you.
lettertjes 0
...so? How does this affect you?
GYLF 0
"Boohoohoo, my boyfriend said that his goal in life is to own every Will Ferrell movie instead of to become a rich doctor and marry me so I can show him off and have trophy kids with him!!" Okay, exagerration but you get the point.