Intimacy: Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very...

By RatCityChick - 27/06/2012 17:18 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She came to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and my boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML

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By Sarraahh - 19/04/2020 05:00 - Canada

Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By moonstone15 - 06/08/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

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By Susan - 18/03/2013 08:59 - Ireland

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By grandma - 08/02/2014 15:12 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

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By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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Damn_Hippster 11

Wednesday 27 June 2012 22:44

Well, is she right?

outstandtacular 11

Wednesday 27 June 2012 22:44

Grandma's just worried about her grandbaby!

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funky103 5

Wednesday 27 June 2012 22:47

im here for you

jackbruins 1

Thursday 12 July 2012 18:47

talk about creepy!!

StrangeDuckling 9

Wednesday 27 June 2012 22:48

Oooh Grandma!! You always know what to say!! Xoxoxo

LaughterofCorn 4

Wednesday 27 June 2012 22:49

Your grandmother sounds like a swell person OP

Javee 17

Wednesday 27 June 2012 22:49

But your grandma isn't angry a lot? Hmm..

brackaman 18

Thursday 28 June 2012 10:59

He's had years of practice to perfect his art. By now he knows how to make with the sexy time yes?

kerr888 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 22:49

Haha well is he?

kerr888 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 22:57

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 27 June 2012 22:50

Listen to your grandmother. She's seen it all and can probably teach you a thing or two. Your boyfriend might even appreciate your new skills. Or is it wrong to encourage kids to listen to (and learn from) their elders these days?