Intimacy: Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very...

By RatCityChick - 27/06/2012 17:18 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She came to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and my boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 07:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my grandmother told me that if I didn’t get my act together, especially regarding a job, my relationship with my girlfriend would fizzle out. This is after I've already applied for 3 jobs. I told her respectfully that our relationship isn’t her business, and she threatened to kick me out of the house. FML

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By Sarraahh - 19/04/2020 05:00 - Canada

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By moonstone15 - 06/08/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

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By Susan - 18/03/2013 08:59 - Ireland

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By grandma - 08/02/2014 15:12 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

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By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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Damn_Hippster 11

Wednesday 27 June 2012 22:44

Well, is she right?

outstandtacular 11

Wednesday 27 June 2012 22:44

Grandma's just worried about her grandbaby!

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DaBugg 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 23:37

Granny...aka WINNING!!.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Wednesday 27 June 2012 23:43

But meema! That's not the kind of advice you should give to your moonpie! :(

ryggsekk 8

Wednesday 27 June 2012 23:44

well is he doing his job?

smydiwannafthata 5

Wednesday 27 June 2012 23:44

If you neef, I can volunteer for that service.

mrtjawesome 14

Wednesday 27 June 2012 23:45

grandmother knows best

darkangel752 2

Wednesday 27 June 2012 23:45

At least she is concerned lol

Pentium_4 27

Wednesday 27 June 2012 23:46

she is...and thanks to Noor, Ezio is too busy now to be in the next Assassin's Creed!

Z03y 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 23:48

Boyfriend = bad hand = male version of "Mrs Palm"? oO

drumrgonewild 2

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:26

Good lookin out by grandma!!

rcgirl2 11

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:35

Grandma knows best!

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